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Ctrl, Alt, Del

The 3 keys commonly used to log onto a computer
Woman: "WE ARE FUCKING DONE, DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!? DONE, I CAN'T FUCKING STAND YOU ANYMORE!"
Man: *Ctrl, Alt, Del*
Woman: "🥛"
by Dry_qwueef August 10, 2022
mugGet the Ctrl, Alt, Delmug.

alt-right commas

Punctuation frequently used by alt-right and conspiracy believers characterized by writing in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS and commas placed in semi-random order, preceded rather than followed by a space.
NOTHING ,IS A ,COINCIDENCE WITH ,ALT-RIGHT COMMAS !!!
by mexas May 13, 2020
mugGet the alt-right commasmug.

Alted

A selfless person, a person who gives their all and wants the best for the people they love. A person with a priceless value.
I hope I’m an Alted.
by neon.tokio February 3, 2022
mugGet the Altedmug.

alting

Commonly done in online arguments. Alting is using an alternate account to defend yourself in an argument. A trick used by people because they don’t want to lose an argument that has no significance over their life whatsoever.
User 1: You’re racist.
User 2: No. I’m not.
User 3(alt): BE QUIET YOU ROTTEN PEICE OF HOG FECES!
User 1: Shut up, you’re obviously alting.
by wide cat August 5, 2021
mugGet the altingmug.

alt gurl

A weird white girl who puts on weird facemakeup, and supports the Dream SMP, such as wearing big wings of eyeliner, lots of black eyeshadow and more. Covers herself with nose and eyebrow piercings, and ugly tattoos. They tend to bark at people and say things such as “XD” “UwU” “Pog!” “Swag” and get offended over every little thing, even if it’s not aimed towards them. They usually have their hair in a pixie cut, and dyed red, green, blue, or rainbow. They make up random sexuality’s and use pronouns such as “Furry/Furryself, Kitten/Kittenself, Bun/Bunself, They/Them, Xe/Xem, Xey/Xeyself, and other crazy things. If you don’t “Respect their pronouns” they’ll most likely bark at you, and try and cancel you. You’ll probably run into them at Hot-Topic wearing black skirts, gloves, hats, a dog collar, spiky jewlery and more. Watch yourself around alt girls, they’re weird.
Person 1: “Ew look, it’s a weird Alt Gurl”
Person 2: “Gross. Look at that furry, it will probably bark at us so don’t get too close to it.”
by lovelyyylol November 3, 2021
mugGet the alt gurlmug.

ctrl alt left

flips your screen. dont do it unless you wanna troll someone
me: bro do ctrl alt left

friend: ok

friend: FUCK YOU
by Hehe I cheated April 5, 2021
mugGet the ctrl alt leftmug.

alt ptsd

The irrational fear or paranoia that every new member joining an online community is a disguised alternative account alt of a previously banned or troublesome user
Please stop blaming newcomers as alts, you're developing alt ptsd!
by BakeWithMe February 7, 2025
mugGet the alt ptsdmug.

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