office dolly

Someone who works in an office with no defined role. Typically runs around after everyone else like a headless chicken.

Yeah, I'm the new office dolly at work. All I do is get coffee and file papers until someone yells at me to do something.

by officedollys January 28, 2017

oath of office

suck my dick

thats the oath of office of my twat

by Mattchan123 October 22, 2017

office putter

it's good to be the office putter if you can get to that level, he's the guy that only comes out of the bag, that steps in once the project is 99% complete and the work is all done ... so he can step in for the easy tap in and be seen as the one to bring it home, finish the deal, get all the praise and credit

Jackson: Once again Miller plays the office putter and gets all the recognition.
Murphy: Yeah, this will probably get him his 3rd promotion in 2 years.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

Ross’ Office

A term for when you are seated on the porcelain throne. More commonly known as the shitter and most formally known as the toilet.

Honey, I’ll finish pressing the fresh tomatoes into ketchup soon, I need to head over to Ross’ Office for a little while.

by Bic Daddy April 21, 2019

Office Suite

No one ever says the word suite when referring to an office unless they are in Oregon.

"Why does Amanda say Office Suite instead of just Office?" "Makes no sense, only Oregon people say it"

by Oregon Ducker April 10, 2019

Area Office

A sexual act where separate workers from individual offices have a threesome (traditionally two males and a female). One worker is on each side, similar to a pig roast.

“The five and the four took her together and had themselves an area office

by Viking Handle January 20, 2023

Office Diva

A co-worker that frequently complains about or fires off emails about problems that don't exist. Also, tends to exaggerate situations without knowing whether it is a problem or not. May punch doors and yell for effect. Has an opinion about everything and likes to hear himself or herself talk. Fires off emails explaining why others are wrong and frequently hears the phrase, "We're already doing that."

After her email tirade, the office diva, Brynna, walked over to John's office and pounded on his door, yelling at him about the content of the email. After John explained the situation, she realized it was not an issue. She was not embarrassed.

by circlesofindecision March 3, 2017