When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.
by kk_hill6 February 27, 2022
Get the Dirty Tedmug. 
by Garren Bell May 12, 2022
Get the ted hankeymug. A euphemism for the insurance/railroad/utility/vacuum cleaner conglomerate Berkshire Hathaway.
Ted and Todd are Ted Weschler and Todd Combs, portfolio managers at Berkshire. Used especially to refer to Berkshire in the future, after Ted and Todd assume all duties from their predecessors Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger.
Ted and Todd are Ted Weschler and Todd Combs, portfolio managers at Berkshire. Used especially to refer to Berkshire in the future, after Ted and Todd assume all duties from their predecessors Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger.
Then again, Sir. Martin (terrifyingly) said that he thought Ted and Todd's excellent adventure might turn out more like Loews after dad retired...
by ThadMcM September 8, 2020
Get the ted and todd's excellent adventuremug. Derived from the character of Ted Mosby portrayed in the television show "How I Met Your Mother", to Ted on someone is to be heavily in like with said individual. It especially applies to an individual which considers himself/herself to be a "hopeless romantic". It can, but must not necessarily, be accompanied by statements or actions which would seem to the average person as a bit exaggerated, unnecessary, or possibly even bordering on creepy. It is generally used as an endearing term when in the absence of excessive creepiness.
Guy 1: "Everything's been going really great with Tara so far dude... she's smart and pretty; she laughs at all my jokes, likes the same things I do, and she's interested in a relationship instead of just fooling around! WIN!!! She's freaking steak-sauce awesome!"
Guy 2: "You're totally Tedding on Tara then, I take it? Are you gonna serenade her with a string quartet later?"
Guy 2: "You're totally Tedding on Tara then, I take it? Are you gonna serenade her with a string quartet later?"
by theanalogkid December 15, 2011
Get the tedding onmug. by joarge April 12, 2021
Get the Tedmug. The act of being fully aware of how much someone is a monster; but choosing to support them anyway to great extents.
Carole Ann Boone Was well aware that her husband was a notorious serial killer, she was totally Ted Cruzing him.
by Micastarr February 3, 2021
Get the Ted Cruzingmug.