Bill S. Preston Esquire and Ted 'Theodore' Logan, two halves of the most excellent and savoury comic duo. Saved the world through air guitar, and unlikely masters of time travel in the early 90's. Funnier than Waynes World. Had a most un-heinous rock band called Wyld Stallions, featuring medieval wenches on drums and keyboards and the Grim Reaper on bass.
I am, Bill S. Preston Esquire... and I am Ted 'Theodore' Logan... and we are... WYLD STALLIONS! Excellent! (Guitar noise)
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The most excellent pair of best friends. They are most non non non heinous, and are absolutely outstanding. The movies are slightly pointless, and very laid-back. That is most excellent.
Ted:"Why get decent instruments when we don't even really know how to play."
Bill: "And that my friend is why we need Eddie Van Halen."
*pause*
Bill and Ted:"Excellent!"*air guitar*
Bill: "And that my friend is why we need Eddie Van Halen."
*pause*
Bill and Ted:"Excellent!"*air guitar*
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Father Ted Crilly is fairly apathetic priest, more interested in TV and movies than religion. His dream is to practice in LA. He misses out on this opportunity.
Father Dougal McGuire is an idiotic, dim-witted young priest who is pathetic yet likeable. He mixes up situation very easily.
Father Jack Hackett is a scruffy, dirty, violent, mean, old alcoholic who takes joy out of abusing the other two priests. He has: hit Ted with a brick, clamped Ted's nipples with clothespegs, run over Ted with Ted's own car, etc.
The series is available in most stores, even in the US (It was last year, at least). It's the funniest thing ever.
Father Ted Crilly is fairly apathetic priest, more interested in TV and movies than religion. His dream is to practice in LA. He misses out on this opportunity.
Father Dougal McGuire is an idiotic, dim-witted young priest who is pathetic yet likeable. He mixes up situation very easily.
Father Jack Hackett is a scruffy, dirty, violent, mean, old alcoholic who takes joy out of abusing the other two priests. He has: hit Ted with a brick, clamped Ted's nipples with clothespegs, run over Ted with Ted's own car, etc.
The series is available in most stores, even in the US (It was last year, at least). It's the funniest thing ever.
Ted: We need some place to stay for the weekend
Dougal: What about Mewengwe? His parents are away and he has satellite!
Ted: Dougal, he lives in Ethiopia.
Dougal: What about Mewengwe? His parents are away and he has satellite!
Ted: Dougal, he lives in Ethiopia.
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