Testicles

Male gonads. In human males they hang between the legs and they are extremely sensitive and vulnerable. The position of human testicles is only apparently an anatomical error; it represents instead an evolutionary condition being cause and effect at the same time of the fact that females are the dominant sex among humans.

The wife kicked his husband in the testicles so he fell down on his knees in pain and kissed her feet.

by ragazzacattiva March 9, 2015

Pinus Testicles

A young greek boy from the town of greecikiastopolis. 2. cousin to greekastopolis t. Hector. How to say idiot in norweigian

" you are a pinus testicles"

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Texticles

Your thumbs.

M: I use both texticles when I text.
N:Wtf

by MK808 December 14, 2010

Texticles

1. A male to male sexting session
2. Bare texting

I'll send you a texticles later

by HollieHomicidex January 7, 2011

texticles

A unique trait that can be acquired by either male or female.
Typically driven towards a more feeble subject, texticles are the fictional body part that one posesses while texting mean, hateful or foolish words/phrases to another subject simply because he/she does not have the confidence to verbalize the opinion in the flesh. Alcohol tends to play a supportive role in the realm of texticles.

He must have a solid pair of texticles if he thinks he can get away with texting me at 4 in the morning looking for a fight.

by WolfBone December 31, 2011

Texticles

Anatomy needed to send bawlsy texts, either based on content or timing.

1. "I'm not texting him to ask if I can sleep with his sister!"

"Dude! Grow some texticles!"

2. No one has the texticles to send her a text before 8 am.

by DeCallMeJerka May 9, 2012

Texticles

Having texticles is when you man up over text and do/say something you wouldn't normally because you were too shy

"I sent that bitch a pic of my nuts"
"damn son, you got some texticles last night, didn't you?"

by Paul McDonald July 26, 2014