ELA Teacher

An ELA teacher is a woman who has been divorced from their husband and likes to scream at kid for a living because she has nothing better to do with her life.

"My ELA Teacher was hitting a kid with her ruler."

by mhm i agree May 4, 2022

crazy music teacher

A crazy music teacher is someone who takes an unnatural liking to his/her music students. Very rare.

Girl: "Man, Mr. Miller is crazy!"
Boy: "Yeah, he's a crazy music teacher."

by AboutThisGirl December 21, 2008

Whale of A Teacher's Pet

A person who is overly obssessed or dedicated to being a "teacher's pet". They are known do everything that is in their means to acheive their goal of being a Teacher's Pet. Most people don't like or want to be a Teacher's Pet, which is a step down from a "Whale of A Teacher's Pet". These people are known to excessively (even more then a normal "Teacher's Pet") brag and kiss up to the teacher. They obsess over getting a 4.0 and may even come up with retarded nicknames for themselves, like "PowerHouse".

These type of people do not accept no for an answer. If they want extra credit, there is no other option then just giving it to them. They act all nice, but really they're jerks. They like to brag about nothing and make up stories just to make themselves look good. They can be bold at times, but when told off, they become scared and have no clue what to do. But, most the time they are just given what they want because people don't know how to react to their smugness.

Whale of a Teacher's Pet: whoa. I could get into any college I want. I deserve a 5.0, not a 4.0.

Teacher: oh,alright. I'll just take your college tuition out of my paycheck. I may have to sell my house, but I'd do anything for you.

Whale: now that sounds better. I knew you'd comply with me.

by _Fancy_ March 17, 2011

annoying bitch teacher

a teacher who is a total bitch, a fuck, and always screws up your life and gives extra, uncalled for homework. normally a substitute teacher, and typically has glasses, is old, and has a squeaky voice.

Person 1: did you see the way that humanities teacher with glasses just send those kids to the principal and also set us extra homework?
Person 2: she must really be a annoying bitch teacher!

by mikowang March 11, 2019

Sunday School Teacher

When a female companion sticks any appendage or foreign object into a man's butthole when he's not expecting it. When he decides he likes it and does not run out of the room screaming, it is then referred to as a, "Sunday School Teacher"

Keith had a crazy night last night he was making out with this sunday school teacher and she reached around and gave him a Sunday School Teacher, he felt weird at first, but then decided he liked it so he let her continue to violate him. In the morning she kicked his sore ass out because she had to teach Sunday School, but she called him in the cab to ask if he had a good time...he blushed and said, "Yes".

by Aaron Neff March 28, 2009

Teacher Finger

The telltale, semi-permanent inkstains found on the fingers of teachers who clean thier whiteboards or overhead projectors by licking thier fingers and wiping away the mistakes.

Nicole couldn't stop staring at Mr. Markey's blackish-blue teacher finger during chem class.

by vdrive60 October 28, 2010

English teacher

An English teacher is a teacher who overly exaggerates everything by saying a red table is angry and the blue chair is sad. They also have favourites which is obvious. If they ask to describe a red table, they will automatically say that it is angry or mad. It is not angry or mad. It is just a table.

You might say: are you sad like a blue chair?
Them: no. don't be an English teacher

by Outrageously stunning April 10, 2020