An unusually long skinny turd with one end that disappears into the drain of the toilet while the other end is clearly visible. Often used with the verb "lay" as in "laying some Trans Atlantic Cable." Also referred to as laying "TAC" for short.
Give me a second guys. I need to go lay some Trans Atlantic Cable. I hope there's some toilet paper left.
by UnclePercy March 11, 2014
TEF for short. People who uphold or reinforce the patriarchy while being exclusionary of trans people. "TERF" is often used when "TEF" should be used instead as those who uphold the patriarchy are not true feminists since feminism is about dismantling the patriarchy.
by Shugunou April 28, 2023
(transfered fat)
The amount of fat you lose = the amount of fat your friend gains
Also see Fat Displacement.
The amount of fat you lose = the amount of fat your friend gains
Also see Fat Displacement.
by catfight12 January 11, 2009
When someone goes to the bathroom, finds a log that is hard, and places that log into a condom. They then place the filled condom in the freezer and once it is hard, use it as a dildo.
by LBC2TEX January 28, 2009
To drill a hole in the bottom of a 10-inch dildo, fill the hole with adhesive material, then put the bit of an industrial-strength power drill in the hole. Next, lube the "Drilldo" with KY jelly (Or Smuckers) and viciously penetrate the vaginal or anal orifice of any given Unlucky Recipient. Repeat as necessary.
-"Hey, if you'll get me that drill, we can hang that picture of a whale penis on your mantle."
-"Nah, the battery ran out last night, seeing as how i violently Trans-Siberian Drilldoed my asshole for three and a half hours."
-"Nah, the battery ran out last night, seeing as how i violently Trans-Siberian Drilldoed my asshole for three and a half hours."
by Griffin Peterson June 20, 2009
by you are hella gay April 15, 2017
Two people/animals put each others assholes together as if their assholes are kissing, then one proceeds to shit from their asshole into the other asshole without breaking the pipeline and letting shit fall out onto the floor.
Leroy and Lafonda performed the trans-alaskan pipeline because Lafona was anorexic and never had to shit, so she wanted to borrow some of Leroy's.
by Se7en November 15, 2006