Steaming Tea Kettle

A combination of Hot Carl (Cleveland Steamer version), Tea Bagging, and Golden Shower at the same time. In other words, releasing waste in both ways, and being pleased scrotally.

It's the Steaming Tea Kettle! Tip me over, and pour me out!

by Cargavimey June 24, 2006

Steaming Zorro

While driving a rod to a hot chick from behind, you slide a Zorro mask on and pull out just before you shoot a load and lay a steaming hot load on the chicks back in the form of a Z.

Last night I gave Gina a Steaming Zorro and then stuck her in the eye with my (still hard) sword.

by Jmrbonzo March 26, 2009

Steaming Wolf Penis

A shitty yet awesome band consisting of Jerkbeast (A foul mouthed monster that hates everybody) on drums, Sweet Benny (Necrophiliac with a seriously messed up looking face) on base and is also the singer AND Marty (Rabbit smashing psycho) On guitar.

"1 I believe in Satan 2 he believes in me 3 We believe in each other 4 Jesus was a transsexual!" STEAMING WOLF PENIS

"Looks like chocolate, taste like shit. Never gonna know untill you bite into it."

by Steve pools ass August 23, 2011

screamings

screamings is the best minecraft pvper known to history you must be braindead to think otherwise.

yo bro you heard of screamings? yeah bro hes the BEST everyone is TRASH compared to him

by screamings August 22, 2019

Steaming Sausalito

1. Immediately following anal sex, the man wipes an "S" with his shit-stained cock and balls in one of two places:
a. If doggystyle, then the "S" is wiped across her tramp-stamp spot (just above her ass crack)
b. If missionary, then the "S" is wiped across her forehead (which requires that her hair be pulled back)

The move is appropriately topped off with the money-shot mixed in with the shit residue.

2. A cookie

This move is distantly related to the Dirty Sanchez

1. "Yeah, I gave Julie a Steaming Sausalito last night and she enjoyed every minute of it."

2. "For a warm melty chocolate experience, make a steaming sausalito by putting the cookie in the microwave for 20 seconds."

by Saucy Lito December 24, 2007

Steaming Beverly

During the final stages of anal intercourse, the man withdraws his member, and by the grace of god, there remains a steaming turd hanging by a single pubic hair on the end of his shaft.

Origin: During the Canadian Fur Trade, a successful Steaming Beverly portended an early summer.

"Honey, honey...be still, and turn around very slowly. We've got ourselves a Steaming Beverly!"

by steaming jesus October 10, 2009

streaming audio

What you say when someone talks for so long that you stop paying attention. Often occurs during boring class lectures. The term comes from the action of using a computer to play music straight off the internet or other source without downloading it to the hard drive.

Dude 1: "Man, that Biology class was so boring"

Dude 2: "I know. The professor was just streaming audio."

by shoop May 17, 2006