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and then I totally stabbed some guy

the new "and then i found five dollars"
an expression used to salvage a bad story
"so yeah i had this dream and you were in it and we were in this car but it looked really weird and there was a talking fish and it was just like...woah......"

-silence-

....and then i totally stabbed some guy
by plastic_tree October 19, 2006
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Staple Food

An item of food that is consistent in one's diet. It is eaten AT LEAST every day if not more than one time per day.
Pop-tarts are my staple food. I eat them for breakfast everyday as well as a snack before bed.
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Stabler

An act of practicing Ninjutsu, and destroying all in your path along the way. A strong person who uses this word as a rank, or symbol of power. A quest for power, unknown to many. A Stabler would specialize in Weapons, such as Black Eggs or Hook Swords. Known in Germany for cruel acts of torment and torture to receive information. This attacker normally is Female, but can assume the male role to reach what she wants. It may also be a Male, but it is more uncommon, seeing as the flexibility of a Stabler.
"Whoa. dude, was that a Stabler?"
"I dunno, i can at me too fast. I couldn't see a thing!"
"That was a ninja dude!"
"Yeah, it might have been a Stabler! I'm lucky i still have all my fingers!"
by ThaWizardOfOz December 27, 2009
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Stanley

Stanley is a faggot with the dick size of xxxxxxxxl.When he pees,it looks like a waterfall.Whenever he is angry,he starts to hump people.He also likes to flirt with guys.
Person1”STANLEY THE GAY IS BACK
Person2”HELLLLLLP US!!!”
by TRUERTHANTRUERESTFACTS March 15, 2020
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rat stabbers

Pointy toe boots or pointy toe dress shoes used by spanish immigrant people to climb chain link fences.
Check out the rat stabbers that guy is wearing.
by E Elizabeth September 15, 2007
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stabble

"Wait a day before you kiss me again, honey - your stabble is attacking me!"
by Kevxander February 21, 2009
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jerk off stalefish

If you think of the skateboarding move "stalefish" where you reach behind your legs, and grab your board this manouver is adapted into masturbation.
Go jerk off stalefish!!!

Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"
by Paul "Himself" August 10, 2006
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