1.One that lives in a pineapple under the seeea...
2. A sponge that wears square pants
3. A sponge that somehow isn't as big as the ocean because sponges soak up water and he lives in it
2. A sponge that wears square pants
3. A sponge that somehow isn't as big as the ocean because sponges soak up water and he lives in it
by SpookiePookie February 29, 2020

by cadenhuckleberry June 7, 2022

by That guy who is always bored November 21, 2021

by crowmechai_ September 19, 2021

When that impeccable sponge-bob comes to work late, reason being that he had to shave his balls, he shows squidward and then Mr Krabs witness’s the immaculate shaving skills then Patrick comes and and orders a burger with extra meat, which leads all characters getting hard, truly a gratifying experience.
by TopBoy420 December 4, 2020

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, meet my new girlfriend! Spongebob Squarepanties
Patrick: What's a girlfriend?
Patrick: What's a girlfriend?
by The Keyboard Guy May 25, 2023

(verb) To intentionally or unintentionally scrape one's front teeth on another's phallus while performing fellatio, in the same manner as Spongebob Squarepants did with a chocolate bar, in the episode "Life of Crime". This is generally unintentional, and due to the lack of experience of the person giving fellatio.
by princeofplutonia April 15, 2019
