Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex

“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”

by jlsoleil October 16, 2020

splooge splurge

busting a lot of nuts in a day

i splooge splurged with a whopping 7 nuts today

by september11th2000-fun October 30, 2020

Splooger Rob

Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.

Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"

by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020

Splooge-box

When a man ejaculates into a woman’s vagina l, it becomes a splooge-box. His semen plus her vagina equals a splooge-box.

Her splooge-box was full when I finished.

by Bag of dicks December 30, 2020

sploosh

When you throw a tantrum and the you accidentally do something really gross like falling into a pile if mud.

"Dave is throwing a tantrum and he just splooshed into the garbage bin."

by Mr_Jeff January 1, 2021

sploog vaccum

Woman or lady that sucks up sploog

That chicks a sploog vaccum

by Big Stev April 13, 2021

splooshina

A soft doggy belly, don’t be a perv.

Rosie’s splooshina is so soft!

by Rosiesplooshina May 6, 2021