BP Oil Spill

When a man or woman has explosive diarrhea in a bathtub, causing a layer of "oil" to rise to the top, in which the couple engages in sexual intercourse in such bathtub.

A - "So i did some kinky stuff with Cindy last night."

B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"

A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"

B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."

by Toby The Cat September 16, 2010

oil spill

The act of seducing a woman into a porta potty; with intentions of lude acts, in this example "head". At the moment of climax, the member is removed from her mouth and ejaculate is then sprayed into her eyes, causing momentary blindness. Exactly at this moment, while the woman is rubbing the man paste out of her eyes, the man locks her into the porta potty and proceeds, then to flip it over with all excriment, spilling like a overflowing tank.

Meg after her one o'clock chimichanga, goes into the porta-potty for some rectile incontinence, not knowing that Kory was in there already, experiecing some rapid exit of his own; the two hit it off aka massive seduction, and an oil spill ocurred shortly thereafter.

by lbandpookie June 20, 2007

Spilly Brock

A person of worthy and gentlemanly character and attributes, who OVER-INDULGES into the alcohol and upon doing so tends to accidentally, intentionally, wilfully, recklessly, and wholly SPILL either his own drink, a drink being poured, a drink about to be poured, someone else's drink (not necessarily at the same table or same group of friends), or in the alternative, telekinetically spill his own drink, a drink being poured, a drink about to be poured, someone else's drink (not necessarily at the same table or same group of friends), either onto the floor, table, shirt, crotch, pants, dress, or any other substance comprised of matter known to man, and upon the finishing of this act(s), a person, or a group of people, beller and/or yell out the phrase, sometimes repeatedly to the detriment and celebration of said person "SpilLy BroCK...SPilLy BroCK!"

Oh man, I totally saw a Spilly Brock at the bar last week

~ or ~

I was sitting across from a Spilly Brock and everything got soaked

by Spilly Brock December 15, 2008

zach wagoner's famous glue spill

This is when your doing a chick for an excesive amount of hours and finaly you just blow a load all over her back and it spills down looking like a giant glue spill

Zach Wagoner was doing his dog and exploded everywhere on it..and did the zach wagoner's famous glue spill"

by bobslu June 10, 2009

Sailboater

A person who embraces the sailboat lifestyle. One who acts better than everyone else, by driving European cars or not waving to no one except people who have sailboats.

Because Norbert likes to sail all day and drive his volvo and never wave to people and act rude and snobby he is considered a Sailboater.

Norbert loves to go sailing and think nothing but of himself.

Branson is from Nantucket, it is the land of Sailboaters.

Boston is a safe haven for Sailboaters, but filled with many assholes. Because they sail.

by Kevin Baines March 14, 2006

Oil Spill

collective noun that refers to a large group of:
a. Black People, BPs
b. Mexicans or Latinos, if the Hispanics are greasy.

Those wetbacks have so much hairgel, they just spread out like the oil spill of Mexico.

by racistrandy June 19, 2010

Sailboat

A dick trick.

The man's (or she-man's) penis is wrapped underneath the ball sack till the penis is pulled perpendicular to the body. This is the "boat." Note, the balls remain behind the dick. Then, the scrotum is then stretched into a triangle where base is held against the penis. Note, the top requires pinching the scrotum and pulling up hard, which can be enjoyable or painful. This is the sail. When completed, the penis sailboat appears to be cruising at about 3 knots across the pubis. It's very popular and appropriate for most parties.

Hey, this party needs a kick, should I bust out a sailboat?

Cody's balls are so big his sailboat would be hella' fast.

I was surprised how much she liked my sailboat trick, then she let me dock my boat in her lady bay.

by ucla sailor January 3, 2012