The speed alarm clock is taking a low dose Amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine an hour before waking up. You take 10mg of Ethylamphetamine powder premixed in water, juice, or soda at 6:30am when you wake up groggy, then go to bed, and wake up at 7:30am in the morning bright and energetic and confident. If you use Methiopropamine or something else that is milder, it would be speed jr alarm clock. If the Ethylamphetamine is Blue, it would be the Blue Speed alarm clock.
Tony: I woke up to the alarm at 6:30am all groggy and drank premixed 10mg Ethylamphetamine dissolved in soda I made from yesterday. Now I woke up all energetic and confident. Thanks speed alarm clock!
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A speed at which someone travels when they are in a dire situation. Usually when they're excited or in a hurry.
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Alfonzo: "Yo dude I was going Dank Speed the other day!"
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.
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