shlong

A confection consisting of a piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick which dissolves easily in the mouth.

kabluey kekek

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Solangerie

The apparent state of lacking or exhibiting a lack of good sense, judgment or equilibrium. A person who is in permanent state of doing solangeries is called a Solange.

Mind the step ahead Solange, you don't want to do a Solangerie.

by Gyneco July 25, 2011

Shlong

A Shlong is a rather long dick especially when not erected.

Can be in the way, between the Man legs when he is walking.

-We could see that dude's shlong through his cyclist pants, I'm telling you!

- Wow it must of been so awkward Sofia.

by Mathylda00 September 9, 2018

Shlong

A penis so long you can tie it in a knot.

Bruh, my shlong is longer than yours.

by Jack Tenny September 24, 2018

shlong diddy kong

what you’d call a guy that you are trying to get with, who is extremely sexy and beautiful.

sarah: i think chad is such a shlong diddy kong
becky: oh yeah you should talk to him, he’s really sexy

by motomotolikesu March 18, 2019

shlongue

A penis, preferably a long erect one

Me: I want to stick my shlongue up your vagina. Is that cool with you?

Slut: Anytime!😍

by globglogabgalab21 June 10, 2019

Shlong

When he calls his dick she and he’s packin-shlong

Bro my ducks a shlong

by Wallee February 12, 2020