smoot

79% of the earth is covered by water

the rest is covered by smoot

by mike December 5, 2004

smoothneck

Someone who is not a member of something awful (a neckbeard)

"Hey look at that smoothneck over there."

by pajamapants March 27, 2009

Smoother

A slang term for an iron.. as it smoothens pants

That bitch hit me off the dome with a smoother.

In Home Alone, a smoother was dropped on Marv's head.

by Scorehead November 2, 2010

smooth-brain

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wow, craze is a propa smooth-brain

by Ginju April 13, 2022

butt smoothie

The act of force farting and a turd pokes out.

Rocky had a butt smoothie this morning and almost changed his underwear.

by Disel2013 March 25, 2017

jungle smoothie

A blended mixture of poop, vomit, piss, cum, vaginal blood, snot, earwax, and sweat.

Billy loved drinking jungle smoothies but they took a lot of time to make.

by MrBanana4 November 2, 2020

nice and smooth

a rap group, 2 ppl....either from 1991 or 1994..made a hot single....good beat...called "sometimes i rhyme slow"

"sometimes i rhyme slow sometimes i rhyme quick" ...nice and smooth

by PCpat June 3, 2006