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Definitions by MrBanana4

Reddit Mod 

Reddit Mod:

short for Reddit Moderator:
A very obese 30-year-old virgin that lives in his mother's basement eating ramen noodles and loves anime. Extremely power hungry and wants to be a mod on every subreddit ever. Will delete any post that they disagree with and believe if they get enough karma their stiff, waifu body pillow will come to life.
Person 1 "My post talking about bad anime was taken down and I got banned."
Person 2 "aw that sucks must be a Reddit Mod"
Reddit Mod by MrBanana4 April 3, 2021

Glock 45 

A type of handgun that you use when your tired of your school.
Billy was tired of being bullied so he brought a Glock 45 to school.
Glock 45 by MrBanana4 April 3, 2021
Blench is a disinfectant chemical or can mean to whiten by exposure to sunlight or by a chemical process.
I blenched my hair with blench to make it blonde
Blench by MrBanana4 February 4, 2021

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

When you are so bored and you type this also like `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Im so bored qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Chocolate stick 

The act of performing anal with an unclean butt and pulling out with poop covering your dick
Billy tried anal but got a chocolate stick
Chocolate stick by MrBanana4 November 2, 2020

jungle smoothie

A blended mixture of poop, vomit, piss, cum, vaginal blood, snot, earwax, and sweat.
Billy loved drinking jungle smoothies but they took a lot of time to make.
jungle smoothie by MrBanana4 November 2, 2020

auricle sex 

The act of putting your penis in someone else's ear for sexual pleasure.
Billy had long passionate auricle sex with his deaf partner
auricle sex by MrBanana4 November 2, 2020