Olympic-Sized Friendship

A friendship that can fit love, marriage, and children inside of it!!

Canadian ice dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir have an olympic-sized friendship

Olympic-Sized Friendship by vmtwizzles July 30, 2018

texas sized 10-4 

texas sized 10-4, often used by hicks (mainly from Ontario), means I agree, or yes. it may also mean I understand depending on the context

"hey wanna go pick of some gophers with a 22 down by the roadside"
"that's a texas sized 10-4 buddy"

texas sized 10-4 by big boy11 October 3, 2016

Legal-Sized TV

The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.

When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.

Legal-Sized TV by Pointer of the Obvious November 5, 2008

industrial sized bag of douche 

adjective

1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"

2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.

3. Used as a diss

my brother is such an industrial sized bag of douche

industrial sized bag of douche by xenu! May 22, 2008

dinner plate sized asshole 

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first

oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

dinner plate sized asshole by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022

Porn sized cock 

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.

My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.

Porn sized cock by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009

bonsai sized 

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."

bonsai sized by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014