shirt slasher

Someone who knifes or shoots people, therefore "slashing" their shirt.

He's a murderer...he's a shirt slasher.

by Thats_funny__69 March 13, 2014

shirtclamming

(verb) To walk around wearing a shirt but no pants or undergarments. Similar to Shirtcocking, but for ladies. Shirtclamming, like shirtcocking, is for when you absolutely must be naked, but don't want a sunburn, or it's too cold to fully commit. Only people with ladyparts can go shirtclamming.

"It was kinda cold at the nude beach, so Lynette went shirtclamming to fit in."

by Amagi May 21, 2014

Shirtain

A shirt used as a curtain

She hung the concert t-shirt in front of the window as a curtain, voila! a shirtain was made

by Jenique May 6, 2017

Shithawking

When you are so constipated that you have no choice but to get into the Shithawking position on the toilet to release the massive load of poop that's stuck.

Damn, these pain meds have had me Shithawking all week!

by XxGypsyEyesxX August 26, 2017

Shithead

Pronounced (SHA-THEED)

Shithead is a faithful companion of any kind.

My cat is such a Shithead, He's always up my ass.

by WhiteChocolate252 January 13, 2019

shirt thong

A shirt thing is a lame ass t-shirt that douche bros wear to the gym. You make one by taking the following steps..
1) cut off both sleeves and your penis
2) cut from the arm pit down to the base of the t-shirt 1/2 inch from the base
3) enjoy new shirt at the gym

Dude get your crusty shirt thong out of my room

by Strike itch April 6, 2019

Shirt

Another work for penis

You like my shirt?
Ye it’s huge bro

by Yes cyka er October 17, 2019