Butter Your Own Scone

A British euphemism for female masturbation

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!

by ButteredScone May 14, 2015

The Pooper Scooper

You and your partner each stand in a litter box. One partner then proceeds to fuck the other person in the ass.

Person 1: I really wanna try The Pooper Scooper with you tonight, babe!
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Person 1: The Pooper Scooper and chill?

by Thats_funny__69 August 3, 2018

pooper scooper

A device similar to a dustpan or miniature shovel, used to pick up dog droppings during a dogwalk. A long attached handle relieves the operator from having to bend over. Usually a spring-activated flap (controlled by a squeezegrip at the top of the handle) is manually opened and closed on the leading edge of the blade during the catch, preventing the poop from rolling out. Use of the pooper scooper is considered good etiquette, and with a bit of practice resembles a golf putt or croquet strike.

I'm totally into using the pooper scooper when walking Smokey. It's like he never took a dump!

by Nick Estes April 9, 2006

Scoper

Some one who regularly does stupid things. Synonym for a spastic.

Stop being such a scoper

by Gadget February 17, 2004

Scopey

Someone who lurks in the shadows of facebook knowing everything being said, and also popping a frosty if you happen to talk to a girl.

Girl: Hey, how are you? :)
Boy: I'm good thanks you?

Scopey: OOMMGG hes talking to a girl, he must fancy her!

by Cheggers182 September 4, 2010

feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014

scone on?

A pun that people are not spposed to get. scone on sounds just like going on. either said as a greeting or on a t-shirt. made by the band lost and found

person A: Scone on
person B: whats scone on?
person A: not much whats scone on with you.

by joelaarhus October 16, 2006