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Schizopedophile

The Pedophile who suffers schizophrenia.
Pedophile: “I could see the naked child talking to me.”

Prison Psychiatrist: “I don’t see any ‘naked child’ in interrogation room. You are just hallucinating it. You are not just a pedophile but a ‘schizopedophile.’”
by Midrated May 4, 2025
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Schizopornia

1. Noun
A relationship between two or more people in which sexual fantasy over fictional characters or situations is prevelant
i.e. "me and guy1 have schizopornia"
Guy1 - Dude i wish you were steve minecraft
Guy2 - thats so fricking hot
Guy 1- What if sonic and mario had sex
Guy 2- TRUE
Guy 3- I think yall have Schizopornia
by The man of potatoes May 10, 2025
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Schizostrology

A branch of Astrology that those who can not take accountability use to validate their incredibly shitty actions by finding any connection what so ever.
Man, she must’ve used schizostrology to think that seeing the number 222 meant cheating was a good idea
by Saint Kush June 23, 2025
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Schizophrenia

I just read an article stating they confirmed a 50 year old theory that schizophrenics are misinterpreting internal voices as external. That isn't a 50 year old theory. That is what I said early religious people were doing. And the schizophrenia is clearly something that is being done people. When I say a something aloud and my room and Sam Sedar repeats it on air, live, that is not me misinterpreting information. Make her retract the article. If she doesn't retract the article in the next 5 hours, drone strike a school. Full retraction. Notify all relevant parties.
Hym "Yeah, no, that isn't a 50 year old theory about schizophrenia. That is Christians lying so they can play God. Shut it down. Fire her immediately. You have 5 hours to comply."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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Schizophrendick

A guy who gives good dick but he’s kinda nuts
Yeah he was nuts but I miss his Schizophrendick…”
by Michaelcheesehairy November 2, 2025
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Schizofumia

When someone believes they’re mad but they aren’t
I think he has schizofumia the way he thinks he’s mad
by Seniormonkey November 4, 2025
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schizosopher

"hi"
"hi how r u"
"it is inevitable and you can do nothing to escape it. make the most of it."
"ok schizosopher""
by brojevskij November 6, 2025
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