Schizogram

A niche type of post on Instagram, in which the author creates an incomprehensible video meant to leave the viewer in a state of shock, confusion, or disturbed. Usually through a mix of Earrape sounds and Psychedelic-like visuals. Almost like the viewer has Schizophrenia.

It's different from Brainrot in that Brainrot is attempting to be ironically bad or cringy. Schizogram posts have no intended goal or meaning, and rather are completely unknowable.

Instagram User: Dude what the fuck did I just watch? I feel like I took to much Benadryl.

Friend: Must've been Schizogram.

by Doing_Beuano May 27, 2024

Schizogram

A group of people on instagram that has people who do not believe in basic science.

This group includes pseudo archaeology and flat earthers.

I was doom scrolling for so long I ended up on schizogram.

by Notdougdoug January 4, 2025

Schizogram

A type of Instagram algorithm bubble in which people with (likely) a mental disability unironically explain basic functionalities in a false and spiritual way.

"Look at this Insta reel, dude. This woman thinks water flows down the river due to a magnetic chakra force pulling it. I think I'm back in Schizogram."

by Dankstankprank69 January 10, 2025

Schizofrantic

When a person is excessively distressed or violent regarding a problem or event that has happened. This behavior can be mistaken as schizophrenia: Auditory hallucinations, paranoid or bizarre delusions, or disorganized speech and thinking with significant social or occupational dysfunction.

Person A- "What's wrong with Frank?"

Person B- "He's getting married in a week, poor guy is schizofrantic."

by ZK 3/10/09 March 10, 2009

Schizogreenia

Behavior that exhibits ambivalence towards environmentally sound practices. Typically, the afflicted is unaware of said ambivalence.

"Hop in my new SUV and we can speed over to the recycling center."
"You have serious schizogreenia man."

by T. Barr July 1, 2008

Schizofrantic

To become emotionally impaired by an event which causes that person to act out of control

That makes me schizofrantic

by Mic Mechanic April 30, 2011

Schizoframic

1. A rare condition characterized by indecisiveness, an aversion to driving automobiles, leeriness, a devotion to Rococo colored hair, however, incarnadine coloration are rare. A distinct inability to appreciate or recognize sophiciated music.

Jenny were concerned, we have spoken to a psychlogist and we fear you may be schizoframic.

by Joe bonna August 18, 2012