QTIP (Quick Touch in Public) 

An ass or boob grab of a significant other or close companion, which happens so quickly that knowledge of the incident is exclusive to the two parties involved. As such, a QTIP cannot be classified as PDA.

Note that it is acceptable to yell aloud "QTIP!" and then proceed to initiate a QTIP. Also note that it is not acceptable to QTIP a complete stranger.

"Ugh, I really want to make out with you right now, but you know I don't like PDA"
"How about a QTIP (Quick Touch in Public)?"

QTIP (Quick Touch in Public) by Grabestone October 2, 2012

Licensed Public Accountant

Licensed Public Accountant (LPA) - an individual admitted to practice public accounting by their state board of Accountancy. LPA's pass an exam as prescribed by the state board, having acquired an associates or bachelor's degree, and have some experience in public accounting. In some states, LPAs have the same practice rights as CPAs - including licensure to perform attestation (audit and review) engagements. Alternatively, LPAs are also known by the Registered Public Accountant (RPA) or Public Accountant (PA) monikers.

1. I caught up with Dillon at the board-sponsored CPE event; he's a Licensed Public Accountant.
2. Did you know that some LPA's have authority to perform public audits?
3. In certain states, LPAs have the same practice rights as Certified Public Accountants (CPAs).

Licensed Public Accountant by Aijalon June 7, 2013

air dirty laundry in public 

deal with personal problems while other people are around.

Why don't you save it? I hate it when you just start airing dirty laundry in public.

air dirty laundry in public by André Bretas May 5, 2005

Free Public Wifi 

A bastard of a "wifi spot" that shows up in airports and pretends that it'll let you onto the internet. Don't use it, as you may just help it spread.

I clicked on Free Public Wifi while waiting in Atlanta. I was disappointed when only two of the words in its title were true.

Free Public Wifi by pleaseletmeusethisname August 17, 2011

rising tide charter public school 

shittiest place i’ve ever been too. if you want your child to have depression and wanna kms every second then rt is the way to go!! also they don’t allow you to wear any normal clothes or eat popcorn. what kind of fuck hole doesn’t let you eat popcorn?! RISING TIDE I GUESS! FUCK YOU RT

wow this is the most fucked up place i’ve ever been to. wow i guess you’ve never been to rising tide charter public school!!

rising tide charter public school by such a whore May 18, 2019

Initial Public Offering

(FINANCE) when a corporation "goes public"; the first sale of stock by a corporation. All sales of stock or bonds on the stock market require the services of an underwriter, or investment bank. Outside of the USA and China, it is common for regular banks to offer underwriting for corporations.

Incorporation is a legal status that allows (but by no means requires) a firm to issue stock. Moreover, once a corporation lists stock, it does not necessarily do so on a major exchange. Some corporations areclosely held, which means they have a small number of shareholders who are mostly affiliated with management; other corporations are "private," which means they have no stock issues at all, and control/shares of profits are determined contractually.

Some corporations have issues of stock, and that stock is traded, but it is not listed. Instead, it is traded on the "pink pages." Such companies are usually in a bad way, but not necessarily.

An IPO is the first issue of stock by a corporation THAT DOESN'T ALREADY have a listed stock. If a company is "taken private" (i.e., bought out by a PE fund and de-listed) then it can have another IPO (or "sponsored IPO"). Most likely, however, if a listed company will need to raise money on the stock market, it will have a "follow-on offering."

A fantasy of many entrepreneurs is "going public" with a big initial public offering, and retiring to a beachfront mansion.

Initial Public Offering by Abu Yahya September 2, 2010

going boston public 

going boston public is the act of absoultly destroying someone in a fight, like the person who got beat up is seriously been mashed up.

this comes from the movie i,robot where the principal from boston public and takes out the his shot gun and blows the shit outta a robot thats heading for him.

yo that nigga went boston public on that white boys ass

going boston public by mikeike January 6, 2005