procrasturbate

The act of procrasturbation.
Masturbating instead of doing other necessary things.
Postponing work to masturbate.

Dude, I had so much homework to do, but I chose to procrasturbate all night instead.

by tylerb91 January 18, 2010

Procrasterbation Mug

A mug used for masturbation while pressing matters await.

That's not a milkshake, it's my procrasterbation mug !

by emrldflm96 June 9, 2010

procrastipation

The act of not doing shit because there's so much shit to do.

Also,

Adj. - procrastipated
Verb - procrastipating

I have so much shit I need to do, but I'm suffering from such a bad case of procrastipation, i don't know where to begin.

I have to do my laundry, take a shower, pay my bills, do my homework, and was my dishes but I'm so procrastipated that i don't know where to begin.

by TwinTownWebster1985 May 9, 2010

Procrastabaking

1)procrastinating studying for first semester finals by making "holiday" cookies
2)putting off studying/ schoolwork by smoking a bowl
3) or both of the above

I made gingerbread cookies while i was procrastabaking!

by lazyskier December 14, 2010

procrastisanta

-a person who delays holiday shopping until the very last minute

The gift that Sheldon wanted to give Jay was sold out. He's such a procrastisanta.

by SJCarpeDiem December 21, 2010

procrastahatin

When you are procrastinating with someone who is also procrastinating and you hate them for it.

She's just procrastahatin' cause she ain't doing anything useful now either.

by stevemcking January 2, 2011

Procrastigasm

When your procrastination reaches it's peak, followed by the feeling of shame and realisation of how badly you spent your time, avoiding important tasks.

Michael - "Oh God! I've just spent three weeks watching youtube videos when I should have been doing my homework...What a procrastigasm."

by jazz4 March 5, 2011