otherwise known as a “FUPA” (fat upper pubic area), a basement porch refers to the fat that’s stored below the waist and above the genitals, usually protruding from plus sized women who wear tight-fitting pants or jeans
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A young man with a long scraggly beard who joyfully steals packages from upstanding citizens and dresses in traditional homeless Romanian attire.
Jeff: “Hey man, have you seen Colby lately? He’s wearing 3 jackets and a big ass bogan and it’s 96 degrees outside”
Todd: “Yeah I seen him, he’s a total Romanian Porch Pirate”
Todd: “Yeah I seen him, he’s a total Romanian Porch Pirate”
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She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.
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