Pineapple Pizza

A crime against humanity, and a crime against God.

Customer: Hi, I would like one ticket to Hell please.
Cashier: Sorry but we don't serve pineapple pizza here.

by No one's as THICC as Gaston May 27, 2017

Angry Pineapple

To give someone an angry pineapple you must clasp your hands together so that your fingers are inter-linking and forcefully insert this hand formation into their rectum through there anus. Th process is so called because of the similarity of the clasped hand shape and a pineapple. It is also believed to have originated from the fact that inserting a pineapple through the anus has a similar effect to giving some an angry pineapple.

Did you give him an angry pineapple?
Oh god. Your ass looks like you have been angry pineappled a few times...

by The Secret Angry Pineappler December 3, 2010

Pineapplist

Someone who is against pineapples or people who identify as a pineapple

Person: PINEAPPLES ARE DISGUSTING

Me: YOU PINEAPPLIST

by LePineapple April 21, 2018

Pineapplist

Someone who is against pineapples and people who identify as pineapples

Guy 1: I hate pineapples
Girl: HOW COULD YOU IM A PINEAPPLE YOU PINEAPPLIST

by LePineapple April 23, 2018

Pineapplion

The great city of Pineapplion, home to the pineapples for century’s. This great place is where all pineapples meet from all time periods at the same time. The competition of Mangolia. Pineapplion was also home to many emperors one of which is JakePineLord

We finally made it to Pineapplion, look at this castle

by JakePineLord October 20, 2021

pineapple boat

A term used when a guy is busting a nut so good it is like omg I have no other words to explain this bomb feeling. You are on another level during this time so it would be the first words that leave your mouth, so pineapple boat.

Pineapple boat. Nuffsaid.

by Dirty D and Nasty Z September 22, 2013

Pineapple

n. Someone who behaves with hateful intention; ridiculously inadequate or unwilling.

A coworker was mad I finished early so he created more side work for me to do...what a pineapple!

This pineapple is driving 60 mph in the left hand of the freeway...he must know since 5 cars have gone around him.

by Athinaki October 6, 2016