pee your pants 

The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!

pee your pants by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

Pee Position 

When a man stands with his legs spread irregularly wide open as if he is peeing in a urinal.

Guy 1: dude that guy over there is totally in a pee position right now.

Guy 2: I know, right?

Pee Position by Xaulbius June 29, 2010

Pee-Goggles 

Related to Beer Goggles. An imaginary object worn when a public area which usually would not be acceptable as a pee spot, seems suddenly acceptable due to the extreme urgency that a person must pee.

Dude, you shouldn't have peed in front of that lady's living room window." "Sorry man. I had massive pee-goggles on!

Pee-Goggles by Whopissedonmyfries August 10, 2010

Pee-drinker 

I.E. Baby, since we all drink our own pee in the womb.

The doctor said Todd needed a couple of shots and Todd was being such a pee-drinker about it.

Pee-drinker by Tyscyth November 16, 2010

pee butter 

the pee that congeals on the back of the toilet when you miss the bowl.

Man, that girls teeth look like pee butter.

pee butter by Cutty83 January 28, 2012

pee bar 

pee bar (n.)

A magic bar that appears when your bladder is full. It is often in reference to video game fanatics. As your bladder empties, the pee bar animated, slowly retreats back to nothing.

Video game nerd (1): My pee bar is full.

Video game nerd (2): Better go empty it before it explodes.

Both snort and giggle.

pee bar by geckopaws April 2, 2012

pee eye 

pee eye = the urethral meatus or orifice of the glans

the gf stopped sucking his cock and put her fingernail in his pee eye to make sure it was not congested and his cumload spurted out of the pee eye

pee eye by gringo feliz October 10, 2013