To be moved by the smoothness of the word, mesmerize by the word of a smooth operator, to be stump, trumped in a debate or conquered by words.
Do not debate with him, You have been Paternique'd. He is extremely articulate his way with word is mesmerizing. She was Paterniqued by him on the way to the dance floor.
by Micheal Peppers February 4, 2010
Get the Paternique mug.When one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.
Rupert: Yo K dawg whats going on Friday man?
Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...
"RING RING"
Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"
Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!
Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...
"RING RING"
Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"
Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!
by jazzy_j.a September 30, 2011
Get the Pattersoning mug.A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 21, 2016
Get the Paternal pompador mug.A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 21, 2016
Get the Paternal pompador mug.A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 21, 2016
Get the Paternal pompador mug.Paternal Velocity
n.
The speed of sperm, semen or ejaculate as it comes out of the phallus or penis. This speed is usually 31 mph on average. Reaching terminal velocity is also known as cumming.
See also: Dad Speed
n.
The speed of sperm, semen or ejaculate as it comes out of the phallus or penis. This speed is usually 31 mph on average. Reaching terminal velocity is also known as cumming.
See also: Dad Speed
"Last night I finally reached paternal velocity, now she has a broken jaw."
"Dude I got a ticket last night for reaching Paternal Velocity in a residential"
"Dude I got a ticket last night for reaching Paternal Velocity in a residential"
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