parents

Two homo sapiens with a x chromosome that i constantly beg dino nuggies

my parents are annoying

by ur gf's side dish May 3, 2021

Parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world

A fucking piece of shit.

Person 1 Did you hear about that parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world just because he slept late? The son was only like 9 y/o.

Person 2: Yeah, they're a fucking piece of shit.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021

Parental figure of female gender

Yo mama

Yo I wanna visit your parental figure of female gender

by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 5, 2021

Parentarded

When the stress/anxiety to even speak to your parents makes you less intelligent or a resultant conversation with your parents makes you more dumb.

1 “Dude, I just talked to my parents, now I feel so fucking dumb.”

2 “Yeah man, you’re parentarded. ”

by soconfused80 March 4, 2023

Parent's Rights

LITERALLY just "Trans rights" for conservatives.

Hym "No motherfucker, whenever anybody want to talk about 'Abortion rights' or 'Trans-Rights' you're all 🤓 'Wellsh, TECHNICALLYSH, You don't HAVE rights becaush muh constitution!' And you have these ALSO IMAGINARY rights... You ALSO have IMAGINARY rights you're just making up on a whim. Now you have 'Parent's rights.' Where does it say that 'The parents dictate the school curriculum?' Where in the constitution does it say that? NOWHERE! THAT'S FUCKING WHERE! See how quick the tables turn?"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

p-parenting

To scream and intimidate a telephone operator with the objective to make them wish they never put on the uniform today.

I did not get the service I paid for so I called the company and just got done p-parenting the telephone operator.

by 1871attendant4life December 17, 2011

Non-Parent

A phrase, preferable to childless, that describes adults who by choice or circumstance, do not have children.

Before they were married, Susie and Ishmael chose not to have children while James and Mariel were unable to conceive. As Non-Parents, the couples had much to share and were very close.

by mistral7maud August 19, 2012