"I still can't believe Sony charges so damn much for the PS3. That shit is half-past gay."
"Oregon's football jerseys look about half-past gay. All 500 of 'em."
"Oregon's football jerseys look about half-past gay. All 500 of 'em."
by M_H_B August 09, 2007
Based on real conversations with a friend and I in a couple senarios.
Us: So what does pussy taste like?
Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.
Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.
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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.
Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?
Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!
Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.
Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....
Us: So what does pussy taste like?
Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.
Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.
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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.
Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?
Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!
Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.
Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....
by JestyCat August 05, 2010
Approximately half an hour after caffeine o'clock, at which point a visit to the bathroom is commonly required.
Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.
Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.
Supervisor: Where do you think you're going? You just had your coffee break half an hour ago!
Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!
Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!
by archangel62 May 29, 2009
a blast from the past is when you hook up with someone you previously dated or had history with and bust a nut on her.
by lemon liam May 15, 2005
Eat past the pain. A way of getting the children to eat everything on their plate, or a way of justifying gluttony when the food is so delicious, you just can't stop.
Son: I'm so full, I can't eat another bite.
Mom: Suck it up, eat past the pain!
Or
Husband: This turkey is so delicious, I think I'll have another serving.
Wife: Go, honey, eat past the pain!
Mom: Suck it up, eat past the pain!
Or
Husband: This turkey is so delicious, I think I'll have another serving.
Wife: Go, honey, eat past the pain!
by Colejl December 02, 2012
the name for someone you used to fuck but don't anymore . literally speaking , it's the ass you fucked in the past . get it ? :P
warning : meeting up with these people on occasion can be extremely awkward .
warning : meeting up with these people on occasion can be extremely awkward .
*sees crazy ex-girlfriend in walmart*
person 1 : AWWWHHH SHIT BRO .
person 2 : what!?
person 1: that girl ? she's my ass from the past .
*sprints away and hides in the lettuce section* (:
person 1 : AWWWHHH SHIT BRO .
person 2 : what!?
person 1: that girl ? she's my ass from the past .
*sprints away and hides in the lettuce section* (:
by taytaytheterminator April 10, 2011
An elitist drug cartel who are exploiting the patriots of the USA through the mainstream media, forcing them to buy from a limited selection of ivermectin horse pastes without proper dosing information for humans, and which contains nano-scale tracking devices. Championed by freedom-loving luminaries such as Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, and Sean Hannity, Big Horse Paste has been successful at duping even the most genius figures in the culture wars. President Donald Trump seems to have steered clear of Big Horse Paste, preferring an early-access vaccine instead, which did not contain trackers, and was deemed too good for the masses by the corrupt Biden administration. But he has been mysteriously silent about the threat of Big Horse Paste, likely related to QAnon plans that prevent him from acting before his reinstatement.
I thought I had finally beaten the hoax that the Demoncrats call Covid, but Big Horse Paste wins again, I'm now on a ventilator, please donate to my GoFundMe.
by guy full of definitions September 02, 2021