by shitza January 7, 2020

by luke grinstead May 13, 2003

n.
One of the two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.
One of the two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.
An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs. See also: Johnsons and Shits and Johnsons.
by William Lee January 23, 2004

similar to calling fives on a seat. but you call shits so you can go drop a deuce and still have ur seat when u come back
Edwin: fuck dude i gotta take the browns to the super bowl if u know what i mean.
Tony: yea dude i totally know what u mean
Joy: oh man im totally taking ur seat, theres no way u get back in time for fives
Edwin: oh yea? SHITS!! pussy
Tony: yea dude i totally know what u mean
Joy: oh man im totally taking ur seat, theres no way u get back in time for fives
Edwin: oh yea? SHITS!! pussy
by Sweet Edwin March 26, 2007

That 68 VW van is the shit!
by stephen September 9, 2003

by Benncm April 20, 2011

1) Feces (noun, informal)
2) To extract feces (verb, informal)
Slang:
3) Exclamation of surprise, delight, disgust, danger or any other jolting emotion
4) (verb) To fool, to kid, to con.
5) usually used with 'together': a) the essence of ones being (b) ones behavior or nature (c) ones composure (d) ones attention to the task at hand
6) reference to anything, object person or action, which referencer treats with low or carefree regard.
7) drugs
8) (adjective) bad, inferior
9) (adjective), used with 'the': great, superior
10) comparative noun
11) reference to nothing
2) To extract feces (verb, informal)
Slang:
3) Exclamation of surprise, delight, disgust, danger or any other jolting emotion
4) (verb) To fool, to kid, to con.
5) usually used with 'together': a) the essence of ones being (b) ones behavior or nature (c) ones composure (d) ones attention to the task at hand
6) reference to anything, object person or action, which referencer treats with low or carefree regard.
7) drugs
8) (adjective) bad, inferior
9) (adjective), used with 'the': great, superior
10) comparative noun
11) reference to nothing
1) Clean your shit off the toilet.
2) Don't shit where you eat.
3) Oh shit, there goes my train! Oh shit you got us front row tickets!
4) Are you shitting me? No man, I shit you not.
5) You better pull/have/get your shit together otherwise you're outta here. Don't be actin' like your shit don't stink.
6) Get your shit packed and outta here by tomorrow. The little shit walked in like he owned the place. What is this shit? Why'd you have to do that shit for? That's some fine/weird-ass shit right there. Check that shit out man.
7) Hey man, lets do that good shit you got from downtown.
8) This food is shit, I don't know why I come here.
9) Paco's Taco is the shit, it's the only taco for me man.
10) this movie is as funny as shit
11) Why you pissed at me, I didn't do shit man. Pigs ain't got shit on me.
2) Don't shit where you eat.
3) Oh shit, there goes my train! Oh shit you got us front row tickets!
4) Are you shitting me? No man, I shit you not.
5) You better pull/have/get your shit together otherwise you're outta here. Don't be actin' like your shit don't stink.
6) Get your shit packed and outta here by tomorrow. The little shit walked in like he owned the place. What is this shit? Why'd you have to do that shit for? That's some fine/weird-ass shit right there. Check that shit out man.
7) Hey man, lets do that good shit you got from downtown.
8) This food is shit, I don't know why I come here.
9) Paco's Taco is the shit, it's the only taco for me man.
10) this movie is as funny as shit
11) Why you pissed at me, I didn't do shit man. Pigs ain't got shit on me.
by XStream August 31, 2008
