Neive

Neive is a teeny tiny small footed man. Or at least she identifies as one. Neive is a women. She likes Pookie gyatt and yours is looking pretty fine. She like to think her hair is curly when it’s literally not. “IT ISSSSSSS” she yells. She loves men to the point of suspicion. People think she’s a lesbian but she’s not like the other girls. CAUSE SHES A MAN!!! Her famous sayings include “ahhh my cheeks” and “I’m dyingggg”. What a gorgeous specimen of ape species. She has long orangy brown hair and brown eyes which she thinks is hazel. Like you’re not special. “Just cause u don’t have hazel eyes doesn’t mean I don’t” she says. She wears men’s pants and a gold necklace. She has a majestic singing voice her best song is 4 big guys. However she can also sing opera and sings careless whisper beautifully. You should invite her to your wedding. As the groom. *smirk emoji

“Hey is that a really attractive feminine looking man”
“Nah man that’s a Neive”

“Damn bro why she looking at my gyatt”
“Cause she’s an opera singer, they do that”

by Cutie Pat00tie May 11, 2024

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Narvesoned

Narversoned (verb): To miss a field goal attempt by kicking it wide right, often resulting in significant disappointment for the team and fans.

Example: “In the tight game against the Vikings, Brayden Narveson lined up for the game-winning field goal, but he totally Narvesoned it, sending the ball wide right and leaving Packers fans in disbelief.”

by jmuraz1 October 14, 2024

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