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"Hey, I burned you a CD."
"Why is it in a DVD case?"
"Oh, yeah, I had a bunch of those lying around. Got 'em at D-Mart for a bargain."
"It says 'Blockbuster'."
"Yeah, they threw out like 200 of them, so I've got a stack in my garage."
"... I think you might have a hoarding problem."
"What? No way. That shit comes in handy."
"You know, there was a guy once, and his brother I think, and he was crushed by an enormous stack of stuff he was hoarding."
"What kind of stuff? I mean, what are you saying?"
"I'm just saying, you know... It could... "
"Oh, just shut up."
"Yeah, whatever."
"Whatever."
"..."
"..."
"So what's on the CD?"
"Why is it in a DVD case?"
"Oh, yeah, I had a bunch of those lying around. Got 'em at D-Mart for a bargain."
"It says 'Blockbuster'."
"Yeah, they threw out like 200 of them, so I've got a stack in my garage."
"... I think you might have a hoarding problem."
"What? No way. That shit comes in handy."
"You know, there was a guy once, and his brother I think, and he was crushed by an enormous stack of stuff he was hoarding."
"What kind of stuff? I mean, what are you saying?"
"I'm just saying, you know... It could... "
"Oh, just shut up."
"Yeah, whatever."
"Whatever."
"..."
"..."
"So what's on the CD?"
by Whatever man May 9, 2008
Get the D-Mart mug.1:A gigantic store with nothing to buy and every time they remodel the inside their inventory gets smaller and the store seems to get larger.
2:Also after christmas it seems they forget all about stocking up on their inventory.
3:Departments that seem so far away that you need to have either walkie-talkees or cellphones if your in a party more than one in case one goes to the food and the other goes to the mens clothing and the other goes to electronics
4:Going in late at night. All those check-out lanes and only two ever seems to be open if you go in late at night and a:every employee seems to be watching you b:all the security cameras seem to be watching you and c:it seems like someone tails you every where you go. So why don't they just close it after 10 p.m like every other department store if they are that afraid of inventory shrinkage. and the final d:you seem to reach the check-out lane late at night at the exact time those only two lanes that are changing the money in the cashier forcing you to wait 30 minutes
5:It takes an average 15 minutes to find a parking space, 15 minutes to get into the store, 15 minutes to get to get to the department you want to get too inside Wal-Mart, 30 minutes in the check-out lane, 15 minutes to get back-out, and the final 15 minutes to figure out where you parked your P.O.S
2:Also after christmas it seems they forget all about stocking up on their inventory.
3:Departments that seem so far away that you need to have either walkie-talkees or cellphones if your in a party more than one in case one goes to the food and the other goes to the mens clothing and the other goes to electronics
4:Going in late at night. All those check-out lanes and only two ever seems to be open if you go in late at night and a:every employee seems to be watching you b:all the security cameras seem to be watching you and c:it seems like someone tails you every where you go. So why don't they just close it after 10 p.m like every other department store if they are that afraid of inventory shrinkage. and the final d:you seem to reach the check-out lane late at night at the exact time those only two lanes that are changing the money in the cashier forcing you to wait 30 minutes
5:It takes an average 15 minutes to find a parking space, 15 minutes to get into the store, 15 minutes to get to get to the department you want to get too inside Wal-Mart, 30 minutes in the check-out lane, 15 minutes to get back-out, and the final 15 minutes to figure out where you parked your P.O.S
by Lefty A.K.A left-eye August 7, 2009
Get the Wal-Mart mug.A 24 hour gas station/convenience store. Known for their wide selection of single beers and pornographic magazines. Also a terrific source for "impulse items" such as hats, miniature flags, smart-alek shot glasses (Instant Jackass-Just add alcohol!), and hot dogs that the owner put on the cooker with his bare hands. Known for having notoriously dirty bathrooms that usually serve as a last resort to desperate motorists.
Employee 1: I'm making a run to the speed mart anybody want anything?
Employee 2: Here's five bucks get me a Mountain Dew and a pack of Newports.
Employee 2: Here's five bucks get me a Mountain Dew and a pack of Newports.
by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009
Get the Speed Mart mug.A like in a world full of darkness. A beautiful girl with a beautiful name and beautiful personality. She’s the type of person everyone immediately loves. Always the favourite of parents and teacher. Contagious smile, gets all the boys, all in all amazing. She had a heart for God in a world full of corruption. She loves everyone no matter what. She will go on immediate full on defence mode if any one says anything bad about one of her friends (according the friend themselves). She makes everyone feel better about themselves and spreads God’s love with everyone. If you have a Mary Martha in your life consider yourself the luckiest person on earth.
by anonymous October 20, 2020
Get the Mary Martha mug.a place where if you shoplift, you are chased out to the parking lot by gaurds, slammed to the floor, and eventually suffocate to death.....
by jubjub December 28, 2005
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