Morb

A synonym to the word "cum" but this word means alot more,it actually means to cum all over somebody and jack them off,then proceed to shart and fard all over them.

Billy:DUDE I JUST MORBED ALL OVER A BUG

by willythegoatfugger June 23, 2022

mobster

When someone thinks they are special they call themselves a mobster, they are more than likely a little p00f, its not the 1950's any fucking more

'ooo im a mobster i am mega hard and coooooo-el' <--- sarcasm there

by Dan Rodgers November 20, 2004

mOBSCENE

An awesome programmer who is member "A" of the J.A.C.K.S.. They use ^o) and :| MSN smiles quite often, but they are fucking awesome. Also they are married to a certain Jackquelyn Dianne Garrett.

mOBSCENE is fucking awesome!

by Archon20 May 9, 2009

Morbidly-obese

Offensive in a very cruel and unforgiveable way!

Son 1: "I fucking hate you! Your just a stupid whore! You've never done anything right! I feel like vomiting when I think that I could have come from you! WHY DON'T YOU JUST JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF!!!!!!"

Mother: *cries*

-------------------BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SON 1 Dies*

Son 2(shooter): "People with such morbidly-obese intentions don't deserve to live."

by Louis*aka Masta Killa* February 16, 2008

teen mobster

A teenager who thinks they are in the mofia n thinks that it is ok to go n cut off the heads of horses that are worth more than they are! Basically...posers!

Look at that teen mobster...her form...i didn't teach him to hold a chainsaw like that!

by RealItalianGoddess November 1, 2003

mobster

A fat line of sniffable powder substance, most likely cocaine.

Yo B hook it up with a mobster.

by jrs-one June 2, 2005

morbid

The sometimes obnoxious call from the auctioneer when the item on the auction block is somewhat unpopular and lacking sufficient interest and therefore bids.

"Morbid, morbid, morbid," harangued the yodeling auctioneer, as he attempted to drive up the price for the Webster's dictionary.

by John B September 29, 2005