chocolate mess 

A very dirty mess, like a child covered in chocolate. Term coined by Kristen Wood.

The kid was a chocolate mess when he came in from playing in the rain.

chocolate mess by xmarksthewrong November 11, 2015

Mexican mess

When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable

Mark: oh no mate never guess what

Darrel : what mate

Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy

Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea

Mexican mess by Shhhplease12345678910 December 30, 2015

hot mess syndrome 

When you or your pet has so many medical problems there's no single diagnosis for all of them

What did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?

They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!

jacked up messed up bad

hot mess syndrome by Tragus February 6, 2017

sissy mess 

When you get into a conflict with a homosexual male because he was being condescending, rude, or otherwise obnoxious or insulting.

That clerk at the DMV was starting some sissy mess with me.

sissy mess by unlearn777 April 1, 2017

Hot Mess 

Jizz. Ejaculate. Semen. That's right , this is where this popular term originates from.

He left a hot mess on the sheets

Hot Mess by Codecaps February 2, 2018

A mess 

A person that is ridiculous, messy, goofy and clumsy. you will usually laugh and feel bad for the person. A mess can also refer to an event or so too.

Gözde is a mess
Girl, you should have seen Gentis graduation. It was a big mess!!!

A mess by Zpongebob June 8, 2018

jumbled mess 

Usually used in reference to the lore present in the video game series, "Metal Gear Solid."

Fool: "Hey could you try to explain to me the story behind MGS?"
Smart Individual: "Hell no! I myself, get lost in that jumbled mess."

jumbled mess by FlamexTheCat July 9, 2018