mike judge

The mastermind that created Beavis and Butthead,King of the Hill, and Office Space.Not only is he the coolest person alive but he started the Beavis and Buthead controversy. A great person.Also see Beavis and Butthead King of the Hill and Office Space.

Teen #1:Thank God theres Beavis and Butthead

Teen #2:No! It's thank Mike Judge for Beavis and Butthead

mike judge by Dark T June 29, 2005

mike schmidt 

Any kind of marijuana which is rolled in a phillie blunt.

Smokin' that chocolate Mike Schmidt, straight killa.

No swishers for me, just that Mike Schmidt.

mike schmidt by G-Fo June 29, 2006

mike strutter 

Mike Strutter is the most real character ever to be shown on MTV - he simply doesn't give a fuck. He's an american lawyer who loves alchohol, drugs, cigarettes, bar-fights, heavy-metal and has a desire to see people get hurt and most people gets on his nerves. He tags them all as "cocksuckers". He is characterized by having an extremely vulgar language. He shows remembrance of Joe Pesci in his attitude and language. Additionally, he advertises with his Strutter-Gear which is hilarious.

Mike Strutter:
"So under NO circumstances ever tell me, to get my fucking skates on, or I will brake your fucking nose!"

"Fucking useless Cocksuckers!"

"Now have a look at this little pricklicker.. he lands right on his fucking mushkee!"

mike strutter by LeroyDupree October 5, 2007

mike amigo 

Mythical and powerful creature that comes out at night to drink vodka and eat burritos.

Did you see that guy last night? He was being a Mike Amigo.

mike amigo by cateatr February 3, 2010

Mike's High Five 

Upon climax while having sex from behind, the male pulls out, ejaculates on his hand and slaps his load all over the woman's ass.

Mike: I just gave Bridgette the best high five of her life.
Trevor: What do you mean?
Mike: Mike's High Five, douchebag! It's the best!

Mike's High Five by FatLeboCock6 December 11, 2009

mike tyson's punchout 

BEST VIDEO GAME EVER!! Game on the old Nintendo NES system. You played as "Little Mac", a little wimp who went through a number of boxers including...
-Glass Joe - The scrub of the game, you were an ape with no opposable thumbs if you didn't beat him.
-Von Kaiser (guy w/ mustach) - This guy looked mean, and he had that whole German bitch thing going on, but he's really a pushover.
-Piston Honda ("TKO from Tokyo")Wore the bandana
-Don Flamenco - Let's face it. We've all done it. You know what I'm talking about. The Flamenco Dance.
-King Hippo - you had to punch him in the belly button to defeat him
-Great Tiger - Hindu teleporting guy
-Bald Bull - "Doc can't help you now. Will you beg me for help?" Bald Bull was fucking strange. He looked like an ox, talked like a mental patient, and threw punches as if he was dancing to the tune of 'Old Susanna'. He was actually pretty tough to beat.
-Soda Popinski - Drinking Russian guy. I don't think I ever beat him, because I don't remember fighting...
-Mr. Sandman
-Super Macho Man
-Mike Tyson

2000 guy:"Hey man, I got a new XBOX360, want to come check it out?"
1980s guy:"No thanks, I am all the way to Mr. Sandman on Mike Tyson's Punchout and I can't stop now!"
2000 guy:"Save it on your memory card"
1980s guy:"What the fuck is a memory card?"

mike tyson's punchout by Glass Joe March 14, 2006

Mike He 

Offical name: Jun Xiang He. Born in Taiwan, is an actor and model. He was in Taiwainese shows such as Devil Beside You, Marry Me and Love Contract (among others- availible on youtube). A very, very beauitful male. Search him on google images.

Mike He was so hot in Devil Beside You. I want to lick his body.

Mike He by Rileym8 January 18, 2009