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Old people logic

The bizarre and nonsensical reasoning with minimal logic applied that old people give when tryin to formulate the reasons why or how someone/something occurred, often displayed in utmost confidence.
'I took a dump two times in one night? It definitely must mean that I have diabetes.' ... Old people logic

"I brought home a burger from work last night and ate it while watching tv? I definitely must be depressed and am eating away my problems." ... Old people logic

"I like using cruise control on the highway? I probably am aggressive in nature and this is a natural way for me to express it." ... Old people logic

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by Thomas_the_tank_engine May 20, 2015
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video game logic

Logic from video games that often defies itself or real world logic.
One Person: Why did my character die from jumping in water? She survived a shotgun blast with no medical attention.
Another Person: Video Game Logic!
by Bubby Lightshdaow Aurora March 12, 2019
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A.M. logic

Plans for your day that ONLY make sense because you aren't ready to get outta bed.
*Alarm clock buzzes at 7am*

Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."

*Alarm goes off at 7am*

Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."

I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.
by Underdawg215 October 21, 2010
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Green day logic

To hate something because it is popular, or popular to hate.
This slang comes from the band Green day, which is popular and hated.
Also, hating it for a good reason is not Green day logic.
I hate Green day! Everyone likes it!
You only hate it because it is popular to hate it...that's Green day logic, biased asshole.
Up yours Green day lover!
by kidsbopneedstodie February 11, 2007
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logical

Reasoning in a clear and consistent manner.
See anarchy, anarchist, anarchism, communist, communism, feminist, feminism, environmentalist, environmentalism, autonomy, autonomist, situationist, nature, nihilism, anticapitalist, squatter, and piracy.
by Buenaventura Durruti May 25, 2004
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LOGI

Little small young seminole indians
That logi will be getting mad money every month, just bc we supposedly stole their land.
by brad_d November 8, 2006
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Ingrid Logic

A process of thinking that is based fundamentally on a few simple steps:

1) Be wrong. If at any time you think you may be right, you have exited the bounds of Ingrid Logic.

2) He who is inferior is always right. If you are the third wheel in a two-person argument and are choosing a side, always make sure to come to the rescue of the weaker party.

3) Deny all attacks on your credibility. Anyone who says you're wrong cannot be right because in your mind, you are NOT wrong.

4) Discredit opponents of Ingrid Logic. If, God forbid, anyone calls you out on suspicion of applying Ingrid Logic, attempt to prove that they themselves are wrong with such clever lines as "no" and "you're mean."

5) Once Ingrid Logic, always Ingrid Logic. You must always resist attempts to convert you into an intelligent person by constantly denying being wrong in the first place. If one were to apply too much pressure in attempting to smartify you, just agree with them but continue to use Ingrid Logic.

If a user of Ingrid Logic is encountered, DO NOT attempt to argue with him/her. Scientists at MIT found in a 2006 study that Ingrid Logic is infallible. Interestingly enough, this is the same study that found the leading cause of brain aneurysms.
John: Dude, I'm so pissed.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
John: Well, I got into an argument with Wheelchair Willy. I kept telling him that JFK was assassinated, but Willy insisted that he died in '89 of a heart attack.
Sam: Well? What happened?
John: Ingrid was walking by and overheard the argument. Once the Ingrid Logic kicked in, I knew I had lost the argument.
Sam: So what did you conclude?
John: JFK died in '89 of a heart attack.
by maxthndr September 21, 2008
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