limp dorito

A man who likes soggy doritos and eats them everyday.

you are a limp dorito

by general yeeticus dabber 3rd May 7, 2019

Limp Mouthing

A female or male that sucks so much dick that their lips puff up, causing them to look like one of the Jenners.

Did you see Jessica? Yeah, shes always been known limp mouthing.

by Irish Frederick October 4, 2017

Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.

Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.

by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019

Limp dick

Erectile dysfunction

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.

by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017

limp brain

when somebody doesn’t have a big brain they have a limp brain.

did you see jackson he’s such a limp brain.

by realbrian September 12, 2019

Limp

When a mans penis is no longer erect but not fully shrunk this is called 'limp'. It is usually covered in bodily fluid at this point.

Girl: Common keep going!
Boy: can't... I'm limp

by XBIGBLACKMANX June 27, 2016

Limp

a dude who is dry as fuck when he texts you but expects entertainment from you xo

" Kyle don't be fucking Limp"

by orangemuice April 6, 2020