Spurs Kit

Cockney rhyming slang for Shit (cack, poo, crap, turd)

Derived from ghastly team uniform of a very poor quality soccer team in the English Premier League called Tottenham Hotspurs a.k.a Spurs.

There is no way I’m taking that job, it’s Spurs Kit.

Woman: Do you like this dress?
Man: No, my darling. I'm afraid it is Spurs Kit.

by Notorious O.T March 17, 2004

greek body kit

As people do not seem to car about they're cars in greece a greek body kit is a car with a dint in it, perminatly by the looks of it! This dint can be small or even a whole missing wing, the possibilities are endless.

Look my Starlet has a greek body kit!
What happened man?
Hit a fence!

by Meechan September 12, 2006

drum kit

The correct way to say "drum set"

When Terry was a kid, his mom bought him a drum set from Sears. Now he is all grown up and plays a drum kit! Well he used to play a drum kit, but now it sits in storage while his leet drumming skillz go to waste.

by Neil Peart July 20, 2006

mister t starter kit

A large number of gold chains worn around one's neck

Yo check dat mutha fucka and his bad mista t starter set

by Craig S. Andersen October 15, 2003

Dirty Kit

The act of naming deviant sexual acts after members of your family in the hope of gaining a cheap laugh

Damn that guy was trying to pull a dirty Kit on me, so I had to give him a dirty Henry

by Wilbro Baggins April 21, 2020

Lift kit

When a short person wears tall shoes to compensate for their height.

She ain’t tall she is short, did you see the lift kit she had?

by Kuiperlab406 February 21, 2020

whole kit and kaboodle

"the whole number or quantity of people or things in question" according to the dictionary. can also be written as "the whole caboodle" or "the whole kit and caboodle".

Viktor: Experiencing migraines, nausea, hypersensitivity to bright lights?
V: Whole kit and kaboodle.

(Cyberpunk 2077)

by the real black rose October 11, 2021