iPod Touch

the #1 thing that people with iPhones hate, unless they also have an ipod touch.

iphone - phone - sms - 3g = ipod touch

easiest way to tell the difference is whether or not there is a speaker on the top part.

"hey is that an iphone?"
"nope, just an ipod touch"
"damn ipods..."

by diudiudiudiudiu March 30, 2009

iPodanoid

The strange suspicion or feeling that your iPod knows exactly what you want to hear next in shuffle mode.

Example 1.
Guy: Hey, have you heard of that new band?
Girl: No.
Guy (as new band plays next in shuffle): Whoa, I'm so ipodanoid right now, this is that band.

Example 2. I was super ipodanoid after I broke up with my girlfriend and my iPod kept playing really depressing songs.

by PhotoJax November 7, 2007

ipod answers

when you don't really want to talk to someone, so you give them short, one or two word answers so the conversation can't continue.coined from the minimalistic design of apple's ipod.

i didn't want to talk to her, so i gave her ipod answers that were as minimalistic as the ipod

by youfromthefuture March 16, 2009

ipod

ipods are not that bad. they are easy to use and the itunes jukebox is extremely user friendly. they are pretty expensive and the headphones suck but there are pros and cons to everything. i havent had one problem with my ipod and im on windows. and not everyone buys a 10000 song ipod and puts 50 songs on it or wears the stupid white headphones even though there are rich kids who buy them as a status enhancer. also, i ahvent had one problem with mine and im on windows. i have never used a creative or iriver, and im thinking that alot of these people who say their mp3 players are better have never used an ipod, so i dont have anything to compare with but i really like my ipod.

i can tell you right now that ipods suck even though i have never touched one.

by theyrenotthatbad June 11, 2006

ipod

The worse version of the mp3 player.

- Ipods are somewhat Expensive

- Itunes cost a dollar per song

- They don't let you transfer songs you bought in itunes to a different media center, that means your songs stay with itunes to stop you from switching

- Idiots by ones that can hold 20,000 songs. Who the hell even knows 1000 songs? And even if you do how are you going to tell me that you listen to everyone of them and like all of them? I love music but still I couldn't fill up 1000 songs without adding some I don't really like.

- They market small mini/nano ipods. Why would you want something so small you could lose/break?

- They come in fruity colors, limegreen, teal, and boring ass colors, black and white

- They break every other month, they just shut off and die

- Its almost impossible to get it fixed, they send it back to you the same

- It scratches mad easy

- The skins for it look like condoms

- The headphones are uncomfortable

- People only buy it because it is well known, try other mp3 players

Idiot: My ipod is like omg awesome

Me: My mp3 player has a slide out speaker and a touch screen and I only paid $115, I fell on the ipod wagon too but I sensed up and bought a real mp3 player

by jersey kid December 23, 2007

ipod mini

A great idea by Apple, the 4 GB model holds around 1,000 songs, MUCH more practical than the models that hold over 10,000 songs (see iPod) because the battery won't be alive long enough for you you to even hear half of the songs on them. iPod mini comes in five colors; pink, green, blue, silver, and gold. Small, lightweight and very portable. The only reason you're even looking this up is because A) You've been living under a rock for the past year or two or B) You can't afford one or were stupid enough to slam it onto the ground until it broke, so you seek comfort in seeing other people's hate definitions.

The reason iPods are better than every other MP3 player is BECAUSE THE MUSIC FILES THEY HOLD. AAC, MP3, MP3 VBR, Audible, AIFF, Apple Lossless and WAV. Many other MP3 players odn't support these files, which are the most commonly used files. This is why iPods are the best choice.

by the_one_u_hate August 25, 2005

ipod touch

a despicable sex act, crossing a chili dog with an angry dragon and a strawberry shortcake. The man defecates between the woman's breasts and proceeds to titifuck her using the fecal matter as lubricant. The woman finishes the man off with her mouth, and when the man has ejaculated he punches her in the stomach and then the nose, which mixes his ejaculate with her blood on her face. The man then proceeds to eat it as if at a normal meal, entree (chili) then dessert (strawberry shortcake)

Bro 1: dude i totally ipod touched your mom last night
Bro 2: dude you're fucking sick
Bro 1: she suggested it

by Inuyashaz May 1, 2009