iiPod

imitation iPod

Because if you namedrop any brand other than iPod you will only cause looks of confusion. Therefore by refering to your MP3 player as an iiPod, at best they will think you said iPod and at worst they will think you have a stutter.

Girl: "I'm just sitting at home listening to my iPod"

Boy: "Yeah, me too, I have my iiPod on shuffle"

iiPod by Ryanachronism January 14, 2008

iPodilation 

The dilation / expansion of a person's ear holes as the result of excessive wearing if iPod earphones.

"That person suffers from iPodilation."

"You listened to the iPod so often you now have iPodilation."

"Because you left the earphones in all night, your ears have iPodilated."

iPodilation by GM75 February 3, 2010

iPod Anxiety Effect 

The feeling of embarrasment or anxiety when, while playing songs on shuffle on your iPod in front of a group of people, a guilty pleasure song, or one you would prefer people didnt know you listened to, comes on. The owner of the iPod will then try to make bullshit excuses as to why they have that song, half-heartedly defend the song's presence in their library, or quickly switch the song. Usually the startled DJ will do a combination of the 3.

While Pete and his friends were driving in the car listening to Pete's iPod, suddenly, the latest Jonas Brothers hit single came on, causing Pete iPod Anxiety Effect

Pete-"Oh dude, that's my sister's song I think she must have downloaded it or some shit on my computer..."

Tony- "Bro you dont have a sister."

iPod Anxiety Effect by non descript generic nickname August 29, 2009

iPod Worthy 

When you like a song so much you decide it is "worthy enough to be on your iPod.

Person 1: Yo, don't you think Drake's song Headlines is amazing?

Person 2 : Naww man, i like it but it's not ipod worthy

iPod Worthy by Demnat November 7, 2011

Ghetto iPod 

When you don't own an iPod/mp3 so you listen to your favorite music before you go out to get it stuck in your head.

My ghetto iPod can only hold a few songs at once.

Ghetto iPod by ahahahahahano March 7, 2013

iPod headphones 

the headphones created by Apple, they are the biggest pain in the ass because they will tangle up even if you are not using your ipod.

Don't ever turn your back on your ipod headphones because they will tie themselves into a friggin' knot, or bundle up like a ball of yarn in Grandma's house.

iPod headphones by #1stunna' January 2, 2008

iPod Zombie 

An iPod-using pedestrian (typically of New York) that unknowingly risks becoming street pizza by attempting to adjust the perfect song and volume intensity while wandering into the street/against the crosswalk signal.

My cabbie almost flattened an iPod Zombie on the way to the airport.

iPod Zombie by The Fish November 24, 2006