Mystery Google

probably the best website ever. you type something in the engine and you get what the last person searched for. good for when you are bored.

most people put in AIM screen names, e-mails, or cell phone numbers and tells the person to message them. it also gives out missions which people can complete and put on MLIA.

I got a Mystery Google Mission to text this person and ask for the Cookie Monster!

by the extra inch in your pants January 3, 2010

Shit Goggles

Condition in which an individual is completely indoctrinated in to the mindset of a larger group, society, organization, religion, etc... to the point of delusion.

1. Jay couldn't understand me, he could only tow the party line. He clearly sees the world through Shit Goggles.

2. The Mormon missionary at the door was telling me some crap about "eternal bliss, on my own planet, with as many wives as I want." He was wearing some serious Shit Goggles.

3. They passed out the Shit Goggles on Monday, and on Wednesday, they all drank the Kool-Aid.

by pikamtn October 18, 2010

not typing that into google

Like TWSS, is used to make innuendo out of someone's comment. Can be used more broadly than TWSS, since it doesn't have to apply to the bedroom. Can also be said as, "don't type that into google".

You: Hand me that three-way light bulb.
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Laughter ensues)

You: That was a real shocker you gave me!
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Confused look by You)

You: Can you two pour the girls a cup?
Me: Don't type that into google.
(Disgusted look by You)

by Roll Here Eggo May 26, 2009

Googled out

When you're so bored that you've completely ran out of things to Google.

Oh man - I'm so bored, I've totally googled out!

by Ptr F February 28, 2008

Google says

When you Google something and it comes out with an answer. Due to the awesome power of Google, what it says is 99.99% right.

Google says Berlin is the capital of Germany.

by Mb500 April 1, 2009

google whore

someone who is peculiarly enthusiastic about google and/or google products.

sometimes referred to as a "goog-whore" for short

"Hey guys, I just got the new Google Wave beta!"
"Pfffft, what a google whore"

by sakhai November 13, 2009

Google translate

Can be used for homework or finding out languages but repetitively typing two letters then a space exampl qw ) will get you some creepy ass shit

Mike: Google translate is odd dude

Joe: I know right

by A unknown user April 22, 2018