flimpis

Excess scrotal tissue. The condition can be genetic and seldom leads to medical complications. Or more often its etiology can be traced to scarring caused my repeated zippering of skin that has not been safely retucked after urination. Flimpis is a rare medical condition, as those predisposed to more than one accidental zippering usually do not survive long enough to reach breeding age.

Sweet Jesus....got my flimpis hung up again.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

flomping

1. To flomp.
2. Apparently what teens do these days in regards to getting their new shoes dirty.

"I told you not to wear your new shoes! I know how you guys are always flomping around!"

by Hey Suess August 28, 2005

flimposinkuwa

the eggs they serve at mcdonalds that obviously are not real.

do u want my flimposinkuwa they make my nostrils fart.

by bo12 October 22, 2007

Flimp

A flimp is a person who flimps. They only flimp and that is all they will ever be good for is flimping.

Boy: Hello

Girl: What's up, flimp.

Boy: What in the world is a flimp?

Girl: You are a flimp!

Boy:Okay, what is a flimp!

Girl: A flimp is a flimp and all they will ever do is flimp.

by FlimpThis July 4, 2010

Flumpy

A state of being involving being very in love, having weird sleeping patterns, and eating junk food.

After all that purple drink and pizza and sex, I'm flumpy.

by uhotatg September 17, 2013

flumpf

Verb: To flumpf
Noun: A flumpf

1- To pass gas through ones penis.
2- A dick fart

1- Even though it is quite natural, he was still quite embarrased after he flumpfed.

2- After a particularly aggressive round of oral sex, I heard his penis let out a mighty flumpf.

by Chicken Hands April 9, 2015

Flamp

Hitting someone strongly on the top of there head with the plam of your hand.

I have a pretty good flamp.

by BESHEE October 11, 2009