Flap nap

When a person preforms cunnilingus on a woman and falls asleep halfway through, without the knowlege of the woman. The resulting snores against the vulva and labia (both mayora and minora) create a flaping action that proves to be more pleasurable for the woman than the actual intended act of cunnilingus. Unbeknownst to the woman, her partner is asleep and isn't even trying.

Woman#1: Paul is such a slob, he fell a sleep while eating me out.
Woman2: Did he atleast take a flap nap?

by Capitan Rastrero April 14, 2016

Flapjack pattywhack

When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!

My girlfriend said she was hungry during morning sex so I gave her a flapjack pattywhack.

by dab7713 July 6, 2016

Nasty Flap

To be nasty and have a flap for a piece of hair ; also can refer to the term "Gage"

Everyone : Ya nasty flap.
Nasty flap : Ok cool I don't care.
Everyone : sure you don't .
Nasty flap : Ughughugh.

by George Donnell October 5, 2016

moist flap

A discharge of something usually sticky from the the pelvis, by flapping your legs.

Adam released a moist flap on the dog

by Nan.nan December 9, 2016

Double flap snail

When someone slaps you arm once with each hand and then slides their hand under your arm and says double flap snail

Dude that was a gnarly double flap snail. ~S. Brown

by Middle breek brazy October 5, 2017

Flap Jacks

1. Pancakes

2. A variation of Slap Jacks

One (pancakes) is good with maple syrup and the other is not.

by skin January 30, 2004

flap snot

The lubrication that is created within a woman's vagina when sexually aroused. May be found in the folds of the inner and outer lips.

I fingered her pussy and my hand got covered in flap snot.

by Playaskillz May 19, 2006