Father's Day

A day made up by card companies to sell more cards in June.

Boss: Right Card sales are low in June we need a new holiday to sell cards... We've already got Mother's Day so lets jump on the equality band wagon and make FATHER'S DAY!!!
echo chamber:Excellent idea sir.

by Jimmy the Pyromaniac April 11, 2009

fathertom

Like Jesus, only better

That was very fathertom of you.
Why yes it is a fathertom day out.
No you can not have the keys to my fathertoming car.

by Heezy For sheezy March 5, 2003

luke i am your father

The most kick ass line to ever grace this earth, along with im a bad motherfucker

Obi Wan told me enough, he told me you killed him!

No luke, I am your father..


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!1

by Blaminator June 26, 2005

father judge

for bitches who like anal penetration and just dont have a brain. Father Judge is for straight bitches

Father judge is lit af bro real talk. I like all the boys there.

by cringemcneil November 22, 2016

Feather

(Science) The process of pulling back on the sterile wrap of a disposable pipette to then insert the pipette into a pipettor. It may also include the process of inserting the pipette into a pipettor.

The bacteria is ready, feather the pipette.

by isef2010 August 15, 2010

Jail Birds of a Feather

A phrase that describes more Republican members of Congress. These Birds of a Featherflock together-behind bars!

Tom Delay, Duke Cunningham and Scooter Libby are Jail Birds of a Feather.

by DK Sett July 1, 2007

Father Figure

If your looking up the definition for a father figure, most likely you dont have one

Nick: Bro everytime I come over here I never see your dad, where is he?
Rob: Hmm.. What?
Nick: Where is the nigga that nutted in your mom to create you aka your Father Figure?
Rob: Oh, he's just at work
Nick: Thats what you said the last 8 times I came over here
Rob: He's coming back i just dont know when
Nick: He's been gone for 15 years
Rob: HES COMING BACK *cries*

by Avatar Relief September 16, 2020