A spin-off from the more commonly known act "drunk dialing" this occurs when a person is intoxicated, logs on to his facebook account and makes an unusually high number of comments, not limited to exes (ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends, whatever the case may be) but to his entire facebook friends list and sometimes his friends' facebook friends lists as well (depending on the level of intoxication). Emboldened by alcohol, he thinks every comment he's making is funnier than the last one he just made and won't stop until he experiences actual passing out (sometimes occurring mid-commenting and on his keyboard).
(See also Facebook Walk of Shame, Facebook Hangover)
(See also Facebook Walk of Shame, Facebook Hangover)
John: Why did Bob grab my case of PBR and close the door to his bedroom?
Mary: He's drunk facebooking tonight because he hasn't talked to his parents and friends back home in such a long time. Tomorrow his profile picture will be of a unicorn humping a hippopotamus and his status update will be a blanket apology to those he may have offended as he nurses that inevitable facebook hangover.
Mary: He's drunk facebooking tonight because he hasn't talked to his parents and friends back home in such a long time. Tomorrow his profile picture will be of a unicorn humping a hippopotamus and his status update will be a blanket apology to those he may have offended as he nurses that inevitable facebook hangover.
by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010
Get the Drunk Facebooking mug.Noun. (See also facebook slut). A person who spends more time one face book making "friends" than spending time in the real word interacting with their real life friends.
Bec's become a facebook addict. She's more interested in increasing her friends count than spening time with us people who see her in person.
by Šteggs October 7, 2007
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As you are stalking your faux friend's new photo album on Facebook, paying close attention, you realize that two pictures in a row look peculiarly similar. So you press the left arrow to look at the first picture again. And then you press the right arrow to look at the second picture again. And then you continue to press left and right again and again so that it looks like your friend is moving. Flipping popcorn in his mouth. Crushing that beer can. Kicking rocks. Alas! Facebook Flipbook.
Dude. Did you catch that Facebook Flipbook of Nick? I kept pressing left and right, and it looked like his pants were disappearing and then reappearing.
by JaclynR January 18, 2010
Get the facebook flipbook mug.Used to describe a girl who uses the social networking tool facebook to the extreme. This is usually somone who is on facebook all the time and posts slutty pictures of themselves or comment on as many walls an photos as possible in hopes of making their profile and selves look popular. They will even comment randomly to strangers or old friends they haven't spoken to in years.
In many cases this person will have "Modeling" pictures in which they don't really model anything but try to look good. They often delete negative comments and enjoy accepting every friend request they receive so they're list looks larger. Frequent profile picture changes is another symptom. Although a majority of faacebook queens are decent looking, others work the camera angle or use the now famous "my space" angles to work cut around being fat and ugly.
They also tend to un-tag any and all un flattering photos and upload ridiculous amounts of albums. A name change to something stupid is quite common. They often make lots of notes or do the quizzes. These people generally have a low self-esteem.
In many cases this person will have "Modeling" pictures in which they don't really model anything but try to look good. They often delete negative comments and enjoy accepting every friend request they receive so they're list looks larger. Frequent profile picture changes is another symptom. Although a majority of faacebook queens are decent looking, others work the camera angle or use the now famous "my space" angles to work cut around being fat and ugly.
They also tend to un-tag any and all un flattering photos and upload ridiculous amounts of albums. A name change to something stupid is quite common. They often make lots of notes or do the quizzes. These people generally have a low self-esteem.
Ok so I met that girl last night and she added me on facebook immediately... I mean she was pretty good looking but when I looked at her profile i could TELL she was a FACEBOOK QUEEN... how can you take someone like that seriously??
by HappyPappy1988 June 1, 2009
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1. Drunk while you use Facebook.
2. In a condition in which you are more apt to say things on Facebook that you'll regret in the morning.
1. Drunk while you use Facebook.
2. In a condition in which you are more apt to say things on Facebook that you'll regret in the morning.
by Beeeej December 21, 2008
Get the Faceblotto mug.a tool used to stalk people you are secretly jealous of. a tool to make your grades drop. a tool to keep you locked up in your room all day and feel accomplished. if you stalk someone a lot on it, you feel like you know them. dont let it fool ya, it can be embarrassing when you start a convo with them thinking your their friend when they dont know who you are. epic fail.
by seriousfacebookaddict101 July 17, 2010
Get the facebook mug.The act of interfacing various postings and privacy settings on one's own facebook page in a way that is designed to offend or otherwise upset specific people or groups of people likely to view those postings and having access that enables them to do so solely by virtue of the particular privacy settings at issue; also known as "counter-netstalking";
My ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend is totally and obviously netstalking me so I'm going to commit a little Passive Facebook Terrorism to put her in her place.
by Pandora0123 March 4, 2009
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