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Extreme Wanking

This is when you masturbate in an unusual way.
You could be upside down at the time, using two elbows, your feet, sports equipment or rolling pins.
The purpose of extreme wanking is to spice up your wank life
Extreme Wanking example

The Andre Agassi : Double back hander

1. Assume a seated position
2. Point your legs to the heavens.
3. Put your hands underneath your legs.
4. Put both hands around your penis.
5. Enjoy!
by G-spot and McScrote May 25, 2007
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extol

Extol extols the name of God so morosely.
by Tommy August 23, 2003
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Extreme Schwinning

Schwinning except you leave the safety of you vehicle to explore abandoned buildings and over grown hiking paths. Can be very exciting and lead to bear attacks or gun shots from farmers.
"I stepped in a bear trap while extreme schwinning last night."
by Noccie September 27, 2005
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extiquette

code of conduct one follows post a break up, whether it's a cold war when it's a bad one or a congenial relationship after a mutual ending.
Extiquette stopped me from gouging Tim's eyes out at my birthday party. The nerve of him to show up after dumping me!!
by kv1246 January 13, 2009
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extra nigga

A third wheel friend, an uninvited guest, or an ineffective plan, person, or thing. A thing with little to no value, like a 5th screw that bolts to nothing in an Ikea kit.
"Lebron, leave that extra nigga home, I ain't got room in the cut dog for e'rebody".

"Tyrell? Sheeeit. You ain't posta be afraid o' he, he just a extra nigga."

"The stimulus package paid over a trillion dollars to bail out banks and consumer credit tightens up while the job market tanks? What kinda extra nigga plan is that bullshit?"
by Afrosheenix September 24, 2009
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extra fuck that

When a situation is so blatently absurd, one procedes to proclaim, extra fuck that.
Richard: "He just passed out, he's gotta stay here tonite!"
Alex: "extra fuck that! Ima throw his ass out on the street!"
by EstebanDeLasDrogas October 13, 2009
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exted

What happens when one receives an unfortunate text from an ex.
Everything was going fine with her until I was exted...
by jadutra February 28, 2011
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