Turn-based equality

When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.

Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).

by Original Orangutans September 11, 2019

first order equations

A solution of a first order differential equation that make fucking sense, dear god why does my fuckin math result in shit that goes from 0 to weird ass fuckin irrational numbers goddamnit I just want a fucking pretty little shit where f(t) is equal to 0 every time I take a fucking derivative.

DE Prof: Are y'all ready to go over your first order equations?
Student: Kill me.

by Genetic Illnesses September 11, 2020

Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results

This is normally written in a leaving card, birthday card, scratched onto the side of a car.._
It is actually an insult! Take a look and have a think..

Cunt of a boss getting his/her leaving card in which Jonny wrote ‘Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results!’
Cuntboss: wow Jonny, I love what you wrote in my card!
Jonny: WANKER!

by WiTnERE September 30, 2020

The God Equation

An equivalency that states that the limina superimposes a Newtonian limit on each irrational number in linear time; creating prime numbers.

Q^star = Prime.

In Q* = Prime (The God Equation) the limina superimposes Newtonian limits through ultranihilism onto irrational numbers on the circle of pan-contiguity; creating prime numbers.

The limina infinity-overlapping-with-uncountability is the prime limit.

by flightfacilities May 30, 2021

Na’vier-Stokes Equation

The equation James Cameron used to generate the graphics of Avatar: Way of Water. They simulate the motion of fluids on Pandora.

James Cameron successfully solved the Na’vier-Stokes Equation, with the money he can add one more eyelash to Avatar 4.

by Ganondox December 29, 2022

Richard’s Inverse Equation

States that the confidence in one’s Penis size relative to its physical size is inversely proportional to “big dick energy” levels

“Yeah his dick was on the smaller side but that didn’t stop him from rocking my world, it amazing how confident he was in himself.
Yeah that’s that “Richards Inverse Equation”

Richard’s Inverse Equation

by Longdogger88 January 12, 2023

Explain Simultaneous Equations

The thing you ask your stupid friend to define as a test of intelligence.

"Explain Simultaneous Equations."
"I can't, I'm too stupid."

by HappyCrocodile24 March 27, 2023