wrinky dink

What happens to a man who soaks in the tub too long.

I fell asleep in the tub. Now I've got a wrinky dink.

by Nightmare Chambers May 17, 2018

Dink

To lightly tap something

I dinked it

by Chicken NUG NUGS May 25, 2018

Dink

That sound your phone makes when you pay for something using Apple Pay

Oh shoot I forgot my wallet in the car, it’s ok I’ll just dink it with my phone using apple pay

by Ricksauce January 10, 2018

Dink

Lover, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, or partner

Omg there goes my dink

by Badb123756 January 18, 2020

Dink

Verb: The sound it makes when two cars collide.

Noun: A penis

Adjective: Dinky

Wow he just dinked me bro.

Dinkies out brothers.

That gun sounds like a dink.

by Yahgz April 13, 2020

Clink Dink

A malady suffered by man. Symptoms include iron bars surrounding your seldom touched genitals and your roommate being raped. Treatments include slug night, prostitutes or raping your roommate.

Hello 911, my roommate is suffering from clink dink and is raping me.

Milhouse has clink dink

by Budso scabin February 12, 2020

Dink

(n.) another term used for a flaming homosexual midget.

Brady: What is that thing?
Austin: That's a dink and his smelly Italian lover.

by The Dinkmeister February 26, 2020