bacon dink

The experience you get going into cold water for a swim and the water touches your balls, causing your dink to shrivel. Just as putting in a six inch strip of bacon in a pan and it comes out two inches long.

Man the lake was so cold today, when the water touched my balls, I got bacon dink.

by BaconDink168 February 12, 2025

dink dat

another name for soda or as stupid people call it pop or pap or sodapop.

yo pass the dink dat

by matches April 13, 2003

Flappity Dink

When a male uses his hand to rebound slap his hard erect dick against his stomach, making a "thud" sound. This action can be performed to cat call / arouse nearby females

"we were laying in bed together when he started up with his flappity dink. I knew what I had to next"

by SIRTOPMHAT November 26, 2023

shinky dink

A "thing"

It could be a object, building, living organism
A shinky dink is whatever you want it to be! :D

Example:
"Hey man, pass me the shinky dink"
"Hey mom, whats that shinky dink, over there?"

by Amature August 27, 2015

dolce dink

Well dressed, shit talker, All about the Banda. Free spirit! Loving, Cute... Not worried about nothing but getting that Ass Fat

Omg, is that Dolce Dink from the Rich

by Dolcedink March 15, 2017

Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 11, 2023

wrinky dink

What happens to a man who soaks in the tub too long.

I fell asleep in the tub. Now I've got a wrinky dink.

by Nightmare Chambers March 28, 2018