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Cauliflower Dapping

The act of a dominatrix woman dressed in circus assistant attire ties a man up by four limbs in a horses barn or any other standard barnyard animals shed. Then skin of the penis pulled back and retrained by crocodile Clips elasticated round the waist line. The women carrying a raw Califlower taps the bellend with the force of which one would spank with a paddle. Tap firmly until red raw. With the remaining stalk if intact ,wipe the sweat from the gooch then a quick moustache under the males nose. Eyebrows may also be dapped. Walk away and phrase “cauliflower Dapped”
Last year I cauliflower Dapped my husband and it cut our marriage short.

Cauliflower Dapping Definition:
A piece of cauliflower being Dapped against the end of a males penis gently harshly or hard.
by Marriedforfourtyeightyears February 6, 2021
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Sheeply Deeping

A podcast about nothing featuring 6 dedicated Sheepshead players in the Midwest.
Have you listened to the latest episode of Sheeply Deeping? I was cracking up the entire time. These guys are the best!
by ambdiddy March 2, 2021
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Lasagna Dipping

A variation of the French Dip. French dipping is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required. Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and french dips someone (marinara and mozzarella).
It was 'that time of the month' for Nadia, and her flow was heavy. To make matters worse she had developed a raging yeast infection from horseback riding naked. In the middle of the night, she woke up and pulled out her beefy lady lips, all covered in her monthly marinara and vaginal cheese. She proceeded to dip her lips in her lover's mouth while he was asleep, giving him a proper Lasagna Dipping.
by Jack's Left Nipple April 17, 2021
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Dick-Dapping

The congratulations men give other men for misogyny
His post is very misogynistic all the men started dick-dapping each other
by Alonzo Jewels May 17, 2021
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Skinny Dipping

What Ms. Sabrina Carpenter says we must do! To metaphorically take off all your pain and be vulnerable! Or you could actually take off your clothes and hop in water, but that’s cold. Also, I wouldn’t take every line literally because I feel like swimming on the edge of a cliff is a bit of a no-no.
“I just don’t know what to do anymore. I’m afraid to tell anyone how I’m feeling.”

“Girl, get rid of it, go SKINNY DIPPING.”
“I don’t know if I’m there yet.”

“You are, young grasshopper. Best thing you’ll ever do.”
by Twizzlersenthusiast06 September 26, 2021
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Pussy dipping

The act of not putting the hot railer in the dope for long enough.
Claude, the reason you're not getting a good hit is because your pussy dipping. Try to leave the railer in the dope longer so it can vaporize
by anonymous August 16, 2021
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Nipple Dipping

The act of inserting a typical nipple into a inverted nipples dip, for pleasure.
I know my inverted nipples are weird, but nipple dipping can be pretty fun.
by Octobabe August 18, 2021
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