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convoyluted

When the Canadian protest types that would normally look to a convoy for their protesting come up against an issue where there isn't total agreement on why they are mad.
The election was over. The Conservatives still grumbling offered up a host of stray logic for the loss, all borrowed from south of the border and a certain orange dude. The non-cohesive reasoning was a few trucks short and its jumbled fluff could best be described as convoyluted. No trucks. No logic.
by Charlie Currie May 1, 2025
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Corbo Bubble

A mysterious and highly localized weather phenomenon in central New Jersey where storms, rain, and severe weather systems inexplicably split, weaken, or divert entirely around the towns of Bridgewater and Branchburg—leaving them dry while surrounding areas get drenched. Named after local lore and residents (often skeptically) referencing "the Corbo-Bubble" as the reason their lawns stay crispy while neighboring towns flood.
"Storm's hitting Plainfield, Bernardsville, and Readington, but Bridgewater? Bone dry. Must be the Corbo Bubble again."
by JCorbs July 14, 2025
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convo-envy

Feeling envious of participants of surounding conversations, especially while sitting in an awkward silence.

Origin, Bay Area, mid 2000s.
Man, my friend is too busy talking about AFI with the scene kids, and im too far down the table to talk to the WoPo players. Ive got hella convo-envy!
by 280 fog July 20, 2025
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Convo Corral

This is the term for a group text. There can be many wonderful shared snickers and misunderstandings due to things being read out of context. It can be quite amusing when there are more than five participants.
Ellie was pretty pissed off at Chazz due to his snarky emoticon in reaction to Brad's post about Sabrina and Megan's brunch with Sebastian. Ellie replied with dark vibes with Chazz double v'in to the t and then the f. Megan became an online moms to remind everyone they were friends. It was just another typical ego dust-up at the Convo Corral.
by von groovy September 17, 2025
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Cordoba Corndog

When you penetrate someone with a corndog and it comes out with a little special sauce, then the corndog is consumed
I cordoba corndogged my girl last night and it tasted like nothing I’ve ever had before!!
by shroomsoup December 4, 2025
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pseudo-convo

An online dialogue, preferably with a member of the opposite sex.

Whether one utilizing Gtalk or AIM, or any number of chat clients, the pseudo-convo is deployed in the attempt to not say anything completely retarded. If one does, blaming the medium is the normal recourse.

This way, one can both save face and the perception of self-respect is still intact.

Additionally the chance to score remains.
"Dude, just call her. Don't be such a bitch."

"Nah, maybe I should have a pseudo-convo, I'm a little drunk still."

"Good call. Maybe you can get a BJ or something then."

"Forshizzle, yo."
by Woodizzle April 23, 2009
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A cordon would be better if scrolled

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled!
by bobthesnail235 August 17, 2011
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